Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:44 pm
Today was rather boring in the morning but was interesting and very funny at noon.
This morning I decided to make Kyon a sandwich and a thermos of tea that we could split.
In the morning we decided to go to the park again due to the nice weather.
At noon when were on the edge of the park we encountered two middle school students who we usually see at on our way to the park (They walk home for lunch) They know Kyon for some reason
Middle Schooler 1: "Hey Kyon, what kind of juice is this?*he holds up a bottle with the label worn off*"
Middle Schooler 2: "Is it Ice Tea?"
Kyon: "... Where did you get that?"
Middle Schooler 1: "He found it in the grass while we were walking"
Kyon: "Let me see that"
*They hand the bottle over*
Ni: "What is it Kyon? I've never seen a bottle like that"
*Kyon proceeds to unscrew the cap, and I could hear him breaking the seal*
Shi: "Kyon, you're not going to drink that are you?"
Hachi: "You don't even know where it has been!"
San: "It has a funny color..."
Kyon: "If it's what I think it is, I don't have to worry"
*Kyon takes a sip from the bottle and replaces the cap*
Middle Schooler 2: "What is it?"
Go: "Yeah Kyon, what's in it?"
Kyon: "Poison. This has gone bad. It contains Malt-Eth and it will make you puke. You can't drink it as it will make you really sick. You can't even keep the bottle it's so bad. I'm probably going to get sick because of it."
Middle Schooler 2: "You keep it then. we got to hurry home for lunch."
*they run away and Kyon puts the bottle in his one of his large messenger bag's pockets*
Me: "Kyon, You handled that perfectly. If you would of told them what it really was they would never let you have it without a fight"
Ichi: "What is it?"
Ni, Go, and San: "Yeah"
Shichi: "I think I know"
Ni: "What is it Kyon? Anyone?"
Me: "Do you guys know what ethanol basically is?"
Kyon: "Malt-Eth. Malt and ethanol"
Roku: "Which means..."
Kyon: "It's Malt Liquor"
Many voices: "What!?!"
After that Kyon was pestered to
share the contents of his bottle. Here is a memorable moment where I was holding the bottle while he was trying to
negotiate (we were just having fun with them by then)
Go: "C'mon Kyon"
Kyon: "No, You're not of age"
Ichi: "Then how about me?"
Kyon: "You are also a minor. Your repeated requests will not let me give you any"
Me: "Kyon, can I have a shot in my tea?"
Kyon: "Sure, and one for me too"
Ichi: "Why is Kyon-ko allowed to have a shot!?!"
Me: "I'm Mature *Sticks tongue out*"
Kyon: "Kyon-ko is not a minor"
After that Shichi calmed them down telling them Kyon would not share with them and they knew it.
While we were eating Kyon made the final argument by reminding and describing to them about the charcoal water they make you drink at poison control (which we learn about in grade 9 from a interactive program) and were reminded what some of the kids who actually swallow some charcoal water (that they ask some to put in their mouths and they tell you not to swallow it) end up doing. Everyone stopped and basically said "Nevermind, I don't want to go through that"
After that we went back to school... only for me and Kyon to come back to the park to go on the swings and finish off our tea.
Todays Score:
Alcohol given to Minors: 0
Total Shots Drank in tea: 3 for each Non-Minor
Visits from "Mr. H" tomorrow: 0
Memorable quotes from today:
Ichi: "Kyon-kun~ If you let me have some I will let you see my Pantsu~"
Kyon: "No"
Ichi: "I give up"
Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:40 am
Well I was more energetic today (As I had a highly enjoyable event go even more than I could of wished yesterday) than usual and so I had much fun because of it.
In the morning it was clear that I was full of joy to the others. It was pretty funny too.
Ichi: "What's up with you Kyon-ko? You seem so happy"
Me: "Oh, just something nice~ happened yesterday"
Ichi: "hmmm... *She glares at everyone*"
Ni: "What are you doing?"
Ichi: "Whoever is acting differently right now is the source of Kyon-ko's Happiness, and I know it's someone here"
Go: "Okay, I fess, It's me"
Ichi: "No it isn't you, you're acting normal"
Me: "I doubt you will find anyone here that is acting strangely"
Ichi: "You're Right. But that means the person responsible for Kyon-ko's Joy is the one who has a face of stone to nearly all situations when needed, and he is sitting right there!*points at Kyon* Fess Up! What did you do?!"
Shi: "Why Kyon?"
Roku: "Why not?"
Kyon: "*softly clapping* Bravo, Your deduction was very good Ichi, but, you have yet to realize the problems with it *Kyon pulls out a piece of paper and wrote something on it*"
Ichi: "...?"
Kyon: "Firstly I must say that if no one is reacting then the most likely person would be me was great. Secondly, you factoring in Kyon-ko's social patterns was key to you even making such a good deduction, Very good. Thirdly, you have a problem now: If it was indeed me, how are you going to know for sure?"
Ichi: "...I'll make you tell me!"
Kyon: "Now you have hit the fourth, another problem: Can you believe this 'Face of Stone'"
Ichi: "I'll figure how you tick"
Shinchi: "Talk about doing the nearly impossible"
Ichi: "Then I'll just corner him! I'll get him Figured too!"
Kyon: "And that is where you hit the fifth, yet another problem *Points in the direction behind Ichi*"
Ichi and I both looked behind and when we turned back...
Ichi: "Hey! Where did he go!? He's Not under the Table!"
Me: "*giggle* Ha! He has
you figured Ichi *giggle*"
Hachi: "He left the paper"
Ichi: "Lemmie see! Pass it over Roku or just read it"
Roku: "Okay"
Ichi: "What does it say?"
Roku: "uhh... it says 'Sixth: You are better Off asking the highly mirthed one in this kind of situation'"
Ichi: "... he's right"
Kyon: "*Who is now standing behind Ichi* but It was me"
Ichi: "AH!"
I could not stop giggling when that happened
At Noon I was still Joyed and Ichi was still curious.
Ichi: "Okay, what did you do?"
Kyon: "I did what I do best: Listen"
Ichi: "Then what did Kyon-ko say"
Kyon: "Words"
Ichi: "Never mind"
Ichi: "What did you say to him Kyon-ko?"
Me: "Thank You"
Ichi: "'Thank You' for what?"
Me: "Him being such a great person"
Ichi: "... your not telling me something. What exactly did you say?"
Me: "I'll tell you later"
Ichi: "You better!"
Memorable Quotes from Today:
Ichi: "Was it romantic?"
Me: "Yes~"
Ichi: "*sigh* I don't know if thats a lie or not"
Me: "It's the truth"
Ichi: "... I still can't tell if you're lying"
I cannot wait for Monday Now.
** Authors Notes **
I'm debating right not whether to reveal why she was so happy or not. If you are interested tell me. I like feedback.
~Genjuu Mugon