Hello victim... er... guest!
You'll find this place really amusing and relaxing, to your left, you can see the pits of Hell and the mountains of Despair, to your right, you'll be able to see the lake of suffering and the Hell administrators offices, where you have to stop first.
You'll need to pay the Hell entry fee, which is 532 Euro for you, there is an office where you'll be able to sell your soul in order to get the money, also, all your belongings are officially ours.
You will also be requested some other information such as sho size, sexual orientation, bank account number, picture, etc... please comply within 30 seconds.
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Thou shalt be engraved upon thy soul!
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