[Xyw13]

Originally Posted by brokenhands

*grabs tonfas* Finally a practice dummy. THWAP, TWHAP oh yeah, gotta tenderize that meat.

Since you didn't give us any details I'll just make up some about you. It's not like you're going to dispute them.

Let's see you're:

-a closet cannibal
-you work in a restaurant and when customers are rude to you, you add the "secret" sauce
-you're about 4 feet tall
-and you have one eye, eight fingers, and eleven toes
-oh, and that thing you did with your cousin last summer...I'm pretty sure that's illegal in 32 states.

Sheesh, we let anyone in here?

I think I don't need to add those other things I figured out