Three guys visit an enchanted mountaintop.
When they reach the summit they meet the wise man of the mountain.
He greets the trio, and says, "Welcome gentlemen, this mountain grant wishes to whomever leaps from the summit, you need only leap then shout out your wish and it will be granted."
The first man jumps and yells, "BIRD" Instantly he becomes a bird and flies away.
The second man jumps and yells, "JET" the man jets off over the horizon.
The third man runs and trips, while stumbling off the edge he yells, "SHIT"
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