The Awesome And Pointless One Liners Thread

[Genjuu Mugon]

"Alcohol isn't my weakness, more like my superpower." - Myself

[nnnmmm]

I didn't kill him. The bullets and the fall killed him.

[albac]

@nnnmmm : let me answer that "no no! you're wrong. god mysteriously made him killed by those things "

"I'm all out of gum" hehe this is classic, if you play it then you must know

[hyper_shadow]

'It's time to kick ass an....'

Aint even gonna bother... (see above post)

You can't not love the duke, he's just the epitome of awesome.

'...It was later agreed that in a footballing context, mysteriously appearing fruit should have been greeted with a certain amount of caution. But he was hungry, it was a banana and the metaphysics were sound. He ate it.'

I'm a Pratchett lover. If you've never read Pratchett you haven't lived, go out and buy his library and read until you go blind and then get your sight back and reread in case you missed anything.

[albac]

Originally Posted by hyper_shadow

'It's time to kick ass an....'

Aint even gonna bother... (see above post)

You can't not love the duke, he's just the epitome of awesome.

'...It was later agreed that in a footballing context, mysteriously appearing fruit should have been greeted with a certain amount of caution. But he was hungry, it was a banana and the metaphysics were sound. He ate it.'

I'm a Pratchett lover. If you've never read Pratchett you haven't lived, go out and buy his library and read until you go blind and then get your sight back and reread in case you missed anything.

I spend my life in middle school on playing duke nukem over and over again.

you sure know your quotes man, never read much of pratchett but it has embellished in my heart that everything about his quotes could shake the very thoughts of people's belief, in a good way that is

my fav is
"It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life." terry pratchett

[hyper_shadow]

I've exhausted my library's entire Pratchett collection, that and Mark Chadbourn. I'd rank those as the top British Authors.

Here's a quote I've adopted for myself ever since I got hooked on the anime.

'My individuality is what's important to me, everything in my world is an extension of that standard.'

Twighlight Suzuka; Outlaw Star. (Outlaw star was he first ever 'boxset' of anime I bought)

[RioFox]

Originally Posted by hyper_shadow

I've exhausted my library's entire Pratchett collection, that and Mark Chadbourn. I'd rank those as the top British Authors.

I agree!! aah i love Terry Pratchett's books

“Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.”





Windows isn't so bad if you think of this: Why is a virus better than windows??? Answer: A virus doesn't make mistakes

[albac]

Originally Posted by hyper_shadow

I've exhausted my library's entire Pratchett collection, that and Mark Chadbourn. I'd rank those as the top British Authors.

Here's a quote I've adopted for myself ever since I got hooked on the anime.

'My individuality is what's important to me, everything in my world is an extension of that standard.'

Twighlight Suzuka; Outlaw Star. (Outlaw star was he first ever 'boxset' of anime I bought)

I really like that one, a selfish quote, but it's true cause we all are selfish b*st*rds, to be worthy of something special is what everybody wants

@fox : it's like saying evil don't make mistakes, it's made by it....I like that

this next quote will always be remembered

"thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle"

[hyper_shadow]

"thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle"

That is legendary.


'OOOOOH! He stole that guys pizza!'

Random passerby. Spiderman.

[albac]

Originally Posted by hyper_shadow

That is legendary.


'OOOOOH! He stole that guys pizza!'

Random passerby. Spiderman.

loved the expression of the man who lost it

"I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" chandler. friends