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krakatoan · 11-03-2010, 11:46 AM

Ha Ha Ha your deaths are too simple - time for some sadistic one

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME - UNLESS YOU ARE A PSYCHPATH/SOCIOPATH AND/OR JUST WANT TO GO TO JAIL

1] sleeping pills in drink
2] tie to slab using rope/straps
3] watch dexter [serial not cartoon] episodes, also read discipline and punish by michael foucault on the case of damiens the regicide - and learn methods for torture
4] methods learnt
5] use metal pincers to remove nails
6] also heat pincers in fire = flesh tearing
7] boiling lead + sulphur onto wounds to seal = also painfuls
8] use saw to cut appendages off host
9] use metal prong - heated in fire - to take out eyes
10] boiling oil onto 'man bits'
11] hang, drawn and quartered + burn till only ash

Genjuu Mugon · 23-03-2010, 07:30 AM

Slowly die due to radiation poisoning via irradiated olives.

hikana · 30-03-2010, 05:48 PM

stab him all over

Meri · 30-03-2010, 08:02 PM

I'd have to go for lethal injection

But I'll have it done by someone else though

nnnmmm · 31-03-2010, 02:08 AM

I'd replace your shampoo with acid

Meri · 01-04-2010, 05:26 PM

Jikes!! That hurts!!
Then then I put liquid chemicals in your drink that make your organs freeze.
(Forgot the name, saw it in NCIS)

nnnmmm · 06-04-2010, 07:45 AM

I'd replace your cigarette with ammonia, arsinic, cyanide and nicotine....................................Hey wait a second

Quirk · 29-04-2010, 04:07 PM

I would put your palm in a bacon slicer and get a couple of slices dip your hand in lemon juice, then salt, then batter put your hand in fat and fry til golden, watch you eat it and then shoot you in head. From Hale and Pace, cept last bit

I would cut off your balls and put them in your mouth, then sew it shut give you option eat them and go free or let them sit in there and rot, get septic and die from painful infection. first option? good! there you go your free drill hole in the head, ooops

Read you my poetry or cut your net connection and Tv at night and watch u die slowly through boredom and repeated exposure to daytime TV

DEEWALROND · 01-05-2010, 06:22 PM

i'd disable your internet so that all you can access are pop ups about teeth whitening.then when you reboot all the passwords have been reset and you can't access e-mail to get a reminder.
[this is my own person nightmare and it would probably give me a coronary if it were to really happen]

11-03-2010, 11:46 AM	#31 (permalink)
krakatoan Member Worthless Begger of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ha Ha Ha your deaths are too simple - time for some sadistic one DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME - UNLESS YOU ARE A PSYCHPATH/SOCIOPATH AND/OR JUST WANT TO GO TO JAIL 1] sleeping pills in drink 2] tie to slab using rope/straps 3] watch dexter [serial not cartoon] episodes, also read discipline and punish by michael foucault on the case of damiens the regicide - and learn methods for torture 4] methods learnt 5] use metal pincers to remove nails 6] also heat pincers in fire = flesh tearing 7] boiling lead + sulphur onto wounds to seal = also painfuls 8] use saw to cut appendages off host 9] use metal prong - heated in fire - to take out eyes 10] boiling oil onto 'man bits' 11] hang, drawn and quartered + burn till only ash __________________

23-03-2010, 07:30 AM	#32 (permalink)
Genjuu Mugon Super Moderator Lord Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Tower of Mugon Posts: 904 Thanks: 12 Thanked 37 Times in 31 Posts	Slowly die due to radiation poisoning via irradiated olives. __________________

30-03-2010, 05:48 PM	#33 (permalink)
hikana Member Page of FTP-Anime Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Empty Room ~ Posts: 124 Thanks: 27 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts	stab him all over __________________ Thank you Jubei-Niisan

31-03-2010, 02:08 AM	#35 (permalink)
nnnmmm Member Lord Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bronx,New York Posts: 888 Thanks: 263 Thanked 293 Times in 168 Posts	I'd replace your shampoo with acid __________________ Sig by Jubei44

06-04-2010, 07:45 AM	#37 (permalink)
nnnmmm Member Lord Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bronx,New York Posts: 888 Thanks: 263 Thanked 293 Times in 168 Posts	I'd replace your cigarette with ammonia, arsinic, cyanide and nicotine....................................Hey wait a second __________________ Sig by Jubei44

30-03-2010, 08:02 PM	#34 (permalink)
Meri Super Moderator Grand Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Netherlands (in my own little world) Posts: 2,331 Thanks: 525 Thanked 375 Times in 310 Posts	I'd have to go for lethal injection But I'll have it done by someone else though

01-04-2010, 05:26 PM	#36 (permalink)
Meri Super Moderator Grand Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Netherlands (in my own little world) Posts: 2,331 Thanks: 525 Thanked 375 Times in 310 Posts	Jikes!! That hurts!! Then then I put liquid chemicals in your drink that make your organs freeze. (Forgot the name, saw it in NCIS)

29-04-2010, 04:07 PM	#38 (permalink)
Quirk Member Knight Protector of FTP-Anime Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Meet you there Posts: 477 Thanks: 184 Thanked 145 Times in 125 Posts	I would put your palm in a bacon slicer and get a couple of slices dip your hand in lemon juice, then salt, then batter put your hand in fat and fry til golden, watch you eat it and then shoot you in head. From Hale and Pace, cept last bit I would cut off your balls and put them in your mouth, then sew it shut give you option eat them and go free or let them sit in there and rot, get septic and die from painful infection. first option? good! there you go your free drill hole in the head, ooops Read you my poetry or cut your net connection and Tv at night and watch u die slowly through boredom and repeated exposure to daytime TV

01-05-2010, 06:22 PM	#39 (permalink)
DEEWALROND Member Serf of FTP-Anime Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: london Posts: 14 Thanks: 46 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	i'd disable your internet so that all you can access are pop ups about teeth whitening.then when you reboot all the passwords have been reset and you can't access e-mail to get a reminder. [this is my own person nightmare and it would probably give me a coronary if it were to really happen]

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