reading funny electronics description for power tool

[welovehina]

i was reading this funny thing about a power tool
here's the description (got of woot.com)

not gonna lie, i had a great time reading this, and thought it was one of the funniest things i've read in a while
(no this is not advertising...)
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Go Ask Her If You Don’t Believe Us

Today we’re proud to feature the Dremel 1130-01 Duo Kit 7.2v 2-Tool Kit with Stylus and Driver. The Dremel name is associated with quality and class, so we’re happy that our little site is finally getting some respect. Trust us, we’re ready and we’re happy to finally be all grown up.
Now, let’s talk about the Dremel 1130-01 Duo Kit 7.2v 2-Tool Kit with Stylus and Driver. The first thing you’ll notice is that the Dremel Duo is made perfectly, designed to fit right in the palm of your hand.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
Whoa, hey, guys! Come on! We agreed, none of that today, right? Sorry, everyone, old habits, you know. So, the Dremel Duo. The Dremel Duo is compact and lightweight, under 5 inches long, and gets in places other tools can’t.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
Guys, really! This Dremel Duo comes with a rotary tool for engraving, sanding and polishing. There’s also a screwdriver tool, and the Dremel Duo is cordless, so you can work it all around the house.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
Guys! Are you going to do this the whole time no matter what comes out of my mouth?
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
The Dremel Duo gets you close to the work?
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
The Dremel Duo is always ready?
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
The Dremel Duo has a lithium-ion battery?
We got nothing on that one.
Yeah, keep going.
Try to keep them more like you were doing before.

The 7.2v motor allows for a wide range of applications?
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
The docking station keeps your tool charged?
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

The stylus has a finger-tip on/off switch for one-handed operation?

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
Well, thanks so much, guys. So our big day of showing of how adult we can be is ruined, all because of you. We just hope that our customers are interested in using the Dremel 1130-01 Duo Kit 7.2v 2-Tool Kit with Stylus and Driver anyway. It’s designed to work in the left hand or the right!
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
I hate you guys sometimes.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
Warranty: 2 Year Dremel
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