Reverse Light bulb Jokes

[Chadwick]

Alright here's the game, you post the punchline to a "how many does it take to change a light bulb" joke and someone else comes up with the group of people.

Example:

Question:: "Just one, they hold the light bulb still while the world revolves around them"

Response:: "How many socialites does it take to screw in a light bulb"


Inspired by http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001145.html\



So I'll start if off with...

Only one, but they'd much rather watch someone else do it.

[brokenhands]

Previous Question: How many voyeurs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Punchline: three, two to debate the existence of the light bulb, and one to actually do it.