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[03:58] • [&Ketsurui] US government wants to shut down the Stargate
[03:58] • [&Ketsurui] cuz they say it's useless [03:59] • [&Ketsurui] and if aliens "do" come to Earth [03:59] • [&Ketsurui] they will defeat them with their F-16 and stuff [03:59] • [%giggle-tan] w/e [03:59] • [&Ketsurui] so O'Neil said that about defeating them with a computer virus [03:59] • [%giggle-tan] F-16's fail [03:59] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] F-22 ftw [03:59] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] ![]() [03:59] • [&Ketsurui] cuz it's like impossible to win against them [03:59] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] or er [04:00] • [&Ketsurui] unless you're named Lucy [04:00] • [&Ketsurui] have horns [04:00] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] it might have been f11 [04:00] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol [04:00] • [&Ketsurui] and hate humanoid people [04:00] • [%giggle-tan] if anything in the US's arsenal that will take out aliens it'll be an ICBM [04:00] • [+xXKyoXx] What is it about? [04:00] • [%giggle-tan] with a nuclear warhead [04:00] • [&Ketsurui] ICBM? [04:00] • [%giggle-tan] intercontinental ballistic missile [04:01] • [&Ketsurui] and what about shields? [04:01] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] mmm [04:01] • [%giggle-tan] and a good few megaton warhead at that' [04:01] • [+xXKyoXx] Anti-Laster uncoated shields. [04:01] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] wed do it like in the movie lol [04:01] • [&Ketsurui] you remember in Independence Day, the ships has shields [04:01] • [+leon77] yep, energy shields [04:01] • [&Ketsurui] they could use a MOAB [04:01] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] mmmm [04:01] • [&Ketsurui] so it wouldn't hurt the planet's environment [04:01] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] or send in a suicide team >.> [04:01] • [+leon77] they could use energy weapons if they have one [04:01] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] or kamikaze [04:01] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol [04:01] • [&Ketsurui] it's the strongest non-nuclear bomb [04:02] • [&Ketsurui] "Mother of all Bombs" [04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] mmm [04:02] • [%giggle-tan] MOAB = not even close to strong enough [04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] well [04:02] • [&Ketsurui] MOAB [04:02] • [&Ketsurui] look it up [04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] a hbomb [04:02] • [+leon77] conventional bomb? [04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] would blow the shit [04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] out of it [04:02] • [%giggle-tan] no [04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] if you detonated it [04:02] • [&Ketsurui] oh I know [04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] inside [04:02] • [%giggle-tan] hbomb = fail~ [04:02] • [&Ketsurui] A STICK!!!! [04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol [04:02] • [&Ketsurui] let's use a stick [04:02] • [&Ketsurui] AND KILL THEM ALL! [04:02] • [+leon77] a computer virus like in ID [04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] hbomb = most powerful bomb in existence [04:02] • [+leon77] lol [04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol [04:02] • [&Ketsurui] truth [04:02] • [&Ketsurui] but [04:02] • [&Ketsurui] it is also deadly [04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] yes [04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] sticks win [04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] ![]() [04:03] • [&Ketsurui] for us [04:03] • [&Ketsurui] ... [04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol [04:03] • [&Ketsurui] I KNOW! [04:03] • [&Ketsurui] T-Virus [04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] wtf [04:03] • [&Ketsurui] let's transform all aliens into zombies [04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol [04:03] • [&Ketsurui] they won't be able to use their advanced weapons [04:03] • [+leon77] 24 days later [04:03] • [+leon77] lol [04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] or just give them aids ![]() [04:03] • [&Ketsurui] or [04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] offer them some pop star who has aids [04:03] • [&Ketsurui] offer them a loli [04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] ![]() [04:04] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] it better be someone not too good [04:04] • [&Ketsurui] they'll be satisfied and leave [04:04] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] >.> [04:04] • [+xXKyoXx] Solution to aids. [04:04] • [&Ketsurui] like... [04:04] • [&Ketsurui] SHANA!!! [04:04] • [+xXKyoXx] Infect everyone. [04:04] • * +BowenArrowPWNS kicks Ket away [04:04] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] eh [04:04] • * +BowenArrowPWNS steals shana away [04:04] • * +BowenArrowPWNS runs [04:04] • * &Ketsurui sends shana [04:04] • [+xXKyoXx] Infecting everyone is more cost efficient then curing them. [04:04] • [+xXKyoXx] ![]() [04:04] • [&Ketsurui] okay [04:04] • * +BowenArrowPWNS leaves all of humanity to their doom [04:04] • * &Ketsurui sends Haruhi [04:04] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol [04:04] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] well [04:04] • [+xXKyoXx] Haruhi provides the aids. [04:04] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] haruhi will probably end up [04:05] • [+leon77] give them herpes and Gonorrhea [04:05] • [+xXKyoXx] Humanity will burn, [04:05] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] making them do her bidding lol [04:05] • [&Ketsurui] destroying the world... [04:05] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] eh [04:05] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] wtf [04:05] • [&Ketsurui] anyhow [04:05] • [&Ketsurui] MY DECISION IS FINAL! [04:05] • [&Ketsurui] lol [04:05] • [KingNublawl] >.> [04:05] • [KingNublawl] I WOULD! [04:05] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] mmm? [04:05] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] Lol [04:06] • [KingNublawl] IF IT WASN'T ACROSS THE STREET! [04:06] • [KingNublawl] CHRIST! [04:06] • [+leon77] LOL [04:06] • [+leon77] YEAH~ [04:06] • [+leon77] thats the point [04:06] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol [04:06] • [&Ketsurui] let's fart in their faces [04:06] • [+leon77] breaking and entering [04:06] • [KingNublawl] ![]() [04:06] • [KingNublawl] indeed [04:06] • [KingNublawl] breaking and entering for stealing interwebz [04:06] • [&Ketsurui] they'll die from biological weaponry [04:06] • [KingNublawl] quite the list of offenses there [04:06] • [KingNublawl] ![]() [04:06] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol [04:06] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] or show em redtube :O [04:07] • : BowenArrowPWNS[~ShanaPWNS@Rizon-2B7ACF2A.jan.bellsouth.net] is now known as BowenArrow|Gaming [04:07] • [&Ketsurui] I'll show them gurochan [04:07] • [+BowenArrow|Gaming] lol [04:07] • [&Ketsurui] GUROCHAN FTW!!! [04:07] • [KingNublawl] no [04:07] • [KingNublawl] gurachan ftl [04:07] • [KingNublawl] lolisuki ftw [04:07] • [&Ketsurui] okay [04:07] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] ![]() [04:07] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] lolisuki? [04:07] • * +BowenArrow|NOTHERE goes and checks [04:07] • [KingNublawl] ![]() [04:07] • [+xXKyoXx] Gaming is for losers. [04:07] • [&Ketsurui] I'll show them /a/ [04:07] • [+xXKyoXx] Lawl, jk. [04:07] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] lol [04:07] • [+xXKyoXx] Well, not really. [04:07] • [+xXKyoXx] Hawh [04:07] • [&Ketsurui] so they will become too stupid [04:07] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] whats /a/ again? [04:07] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] mmm [04:07] • [&Ketsurui] can't remember [04:07] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] its either [04:07] • [+leon77] anime [04:08] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] o [04:08] • [&Ketsurui] I wanted to day /b/ [04:08] • [&Ketsurui] actually [04:08] • [+leon77] not /h/? [04:08] • [&Ketsurui] TONIGHT [04:08] • [&Ketsurui] WE DINE IN /b/ [04:08] • [&Ketsurui] nay [04:08] • [@Tomoyo-Sakagami] ah [04:08] • [&Ketsurui] b's cooler [04:08] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] lol [04:08] • [+leon77] there he goes again [04:08] • [&Ketsurui] cuz it's after "a" [04:08] • [+leon77] dc'ed [04:08] • [&Ketsurui] and before "c" [04:09] • [&Ketsurui] in most cultures [04:09] • [&Ketsurui] *drama sound* [04:09] • [KingNublawl] sigh [04:09] • [KingNublawl] i kind of got out of most of those image boards :/ [04:09] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] [04:09] • [+Ketsurui\\SLEEP] !loli [04:09] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] [04:09] • * @Storyteller Gives 3 Lolis to Ketsurui\\SLEEP. You Have Received a Total of 263 Lolis. [04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] I don't go there either [04:10] • [KingNublawl] !loli [04:10] • [KingNublawl] wait what [04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] I have my own supply of lolis [04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] it's not in this channel [04:10] • [KingNublawl] i want some >.> [04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] [04:10] • [+Ketsurui\\SLEEP] !loli Ketsurui [04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] [04:10] • [@Storyteller] Ketsurui has Received 353 Lolis. [04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] [04:10] • [+Ketsurui\\SLEEP] !loli Ketsurui\\WORK [04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] [04:10] • [@Storyteller] Ketsurui\\WORK has Received 247 Lolis. |
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*looks at ketsurui's creations with wonder*
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Too long for me to read it... I fell asleep somewhere in middle of it
(joking)
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Lol another masterpeice of ketsu
But I wonder why EMP didn't show up. Its the most efective against advanced technology
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yea agains electronic machienes. And someone told me that Aliens use advanced electronics in their spaceships
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hmm, was already "Independence day style" talked about?
I mean the one with Will Smith driving alien spaceship? ![]()
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There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) ![]() ![]() Some pains are physical, some pains are mental...
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