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Old 07-04-2008, 03:06 PM   #31 (permalink)
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[03:58] • [&Ketsurui] US government wants to shut down the Stargate
[03:58] • [&Ketsurui] cuz they say it's useless
[03:59] • [&Ketsurui] and if aliens "do" come to Earth
[03:59] • [&Ketsurui] they will defeat them with their F-16 and stuff
[03:59] • [%giggle-tan] w/e
[03:59] • [&Ketsurui] so O'Neil said that about defeating them with a computer virus
[03:59] • [%giggle-tan] F-16's fail
[03:59] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] F-22 ftw
[03:59] • [+BowenArrowPWNS]
[03:59] • [&Ketsurui] cuz it's like impossible to win against them
[03:59] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] or er
[04:00] • [&Ketsurui] unless you're named Lucy
[04:00] • [&Ketsurui] have horns
[04:00] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] it might have been f11
[04:00] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol
[04:00] • [&Ketsurui] and hate humanoid people
[04:00] • [%giggle-tan] if anything in the US's arsenal that will take out aliens it'll be an ICBM
[04:00] • [+xXKyoXx] What is it about?
[04:00] • [%giggle-tan] with a nuclear warhead
[04:00] • [&Ketsurui] ICBM?
[04:00] • [%giggle-tan] intercontinental ballistic missile
[04:01] • [&Ketsurui] and what about shields?
[04:01] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] mmm
[04:01] • [%giggle-tan] and a good few megaton warhead at that'
[04:01] • [+xXKyoXx] Anti-Laster uncoated shields.
[04:01] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] wed do it like in the movie lol
[04:01] • [&Ketsurui] you remember in Independence Day, the ships has shields
[04:01] • [+leon77] yep, energy shields
[04:01] • [&Ketsurui] they could use a MOAB
[04:01] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] mmmm
[04:01] • [&Ketsurui] so it wouldn't hurt the planet's environment
[04:01] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] or send in a suicide team >.>
[04:01] • [+leon77] they could use energy weapons if they have one
[04:01] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] or kamikaze
[04:01] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol
[04:01] • [&Ketsurui] it's the strongest non-nuclear bomb
[04:02] • [&Ketsurui] "Mother of all Bombs"
[04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] mmm
[04:02] • [%giggle-tan] MOAB = not even close to strong enough
[04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] well
[04:02] • [&Ketsurui] MOAB
[04:02] • [&Ketsurui] look it up
[04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] a hbomb
[04:02] • [+leon77] conventional bomb?
[04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] would blow the shit
[04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] out of it
[04:02] • [%giggle-tan] no
[04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] if you detonated it
[04:02] • [&Ketsurui] oh I know
[04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] inside
[04:02] • [%giggle-tan] hbomb = fail~
[04:02] • [&Ketsurui] A STICK!!!!
[04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol
[04:02] • [&Ketsurui] let's use a stick
[04:02] • [&Ketsurui] AND KILL THEM ALL!
[04:02] • [+leon77] a computer virus like in ID
[04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] hbomb = most powerful bomb in existence
[04:02] • [+leon77] lol
[04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol
[04:02] • [&Ketsurui] truth
[04:02] • [&Ketsurui] but
[04:02] • [&Ketsurui] it is also deadly
[04:02] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] yes
[04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] sticks win
[04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS]
[04:03] • [&Ketsurui] for us
[04:03] • [&Ketsurui] ...
[04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol
[04:03] • [&Ketsurui] I KNOW!
[04:03] • [&Ketsurui] T-Virus
[04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] wtf
[04:03] • [&Ketsurui] let's transform all aliens into zombies
[04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol
[04:03] • [&Ketsurui] they won't be able to use their advanced weapons
[04:03] • [+leon77] 24 days later
[04:03] • [+leon77] lol
[04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] or just give them aids
[04:03] • [&Ketsurui] or
[04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] offer them some pop star who has aids
[04:03] • [&Ketsurui] offer them a loli
[04:03] • [+BowenArrowPWNS]
[04:04] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] it better be someone not too good
[04:04] • [&Ketsurui] they'll be satisfied and leave
[04:04] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] >.>
[04:04] • [+xXKyoXx] Solution to aids.
[04:04] • [&Ketsurui] like...
[04:04] • [&Ketsurui] SHANA!!!
[04:04] • [+xXKyoXx] Infect everyone.
[04:04] • * +BowenArrowPWNS kicks Ket away
[04:04] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] eh
[04:04] • * +BowenArrowPWNS steals shana away
[04:04] • * +BowenArrowPWNS runs
[04:04] • * &Ketsurui sends shana
[04:04] • [+xXKyoXx] Infecting everyone is more cost efficient then curing them.
[04:04] • [+xXKyoXx]
[04:04] • [&Ketsurui] okay
[04:04] • * +BowenArrowPWNS leaves all of humanity to their doom
[04:04] • * &Ketsurui sends Haruhi
[04:04] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol
[04:04] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] well
[04:04] • [+xXKyoXx] Haruhi provides the aids.
[04:04] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] haruhi will probably end up
[04:05] • [+leon77] give them herpes and Gonorrhea
[04:05] • [+xXKyoXx] Humanity will burn,
[04:05] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] making them do her bidding lol
[04:05] • [&Ketsurui] destroying the world...
[04:05] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] eh
[04:05] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] wtf
[04:05] • [&Ketsurui] anyhow
[04:05] • [&Ketsurui] MY DECISION IS FINAL!
[04:05] • [&Ketsurui] lol
[04:05] • [KingNublawl] >.>
[04:05] • [KingNublawl] I WOULD!
[04:05] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] mmm?
[04:05] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] Lol
[04:06] • [KingNublawl] IF IT WASN'T ACROSS THE STREET!
[04:06] • [KingNublawl] CHRIST!
[04:06] • [+leon77] LOL
[04:06] • [+leon77] YEAH~
[04:06] • [+leon77] thats the point
[04:06] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol
[04:06] • [&Ketsurui] let's fart in their faces
[04:06] • [+leon77] breaking and entering
[04:06] • [KingNublawl]
[04:06] • [KingNublawl] indeed
[04:06] • [KingNublawl] breaking and entering for stealing interwebz
[04:06] • [&Ketsurui] they'll die from biological weaponry
[04:06] • [KingNublawl] quite the list of offenses there
[04:06] • [KingNublawl]

[04:06] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] lol
[04:06] • [+BowenArrowPWNS] or show em redtube :O
[04:07] • : BowenArrowPWNS[~ShanaPWNS@Rizon-2B7ACF2A.jan.bellsouth.net] is now known as BowenArrow|Gaming
[04:07] • [&Ketsurui] I'll show them gurochan
[04:07] • [+BowenArrow|Gaming] lol
[04:07] • [&Ketsurui] GUROCHAN FTW!!!
[04:07] • [KingNublawl] no
[04:07] • [KingNublawl] gurachan ftl
[04:07] • [KingNublawl] lolisuki ftw
[04:07] • [&Ketsurui] okay
[04:07] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE]
[04:07] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] lolisuki?
[04:07] • * +BowenArrow|NOTHERE goes and checks
[04:07] • [KingNublawl]
[04:07] • [+xXKyoXx] Gaming is for losers.
[04:07] • [&Ketsurui] I'll show them /a/
[04:07] • [+xXKyoXx] Lawl, jk.
[04:07] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] lol
[04:07] • [+xXKyoXx] Well, not really.
[04:07] • [+xXKyoXx] Hawh
[04:07] • [&Ketsurui] so they will become too stupid
[04:07] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] whats /a/ again?
[04:07] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] mmm
[04:07] • [&Ketsurui] can't remember
[04:07] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] its either
[04:07] • [+leon77] anime
[04:08] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] o
[04:08] • [&Ketsurui] I wanted to day /b/
[04:08] • [&Ketsurui] actually
[04:08] • [+leon77] not /h/?
[04:08] • [&Ketsurui] TONIGHT
[04:08] • [&Ketsurui] WE DINE IN /b/
[04:08] • [&Ketsurui] nay
[04:08] • [@Tomoyo-Sakagami] ah
[04:08] • [&Ketsurui] b's cooler
[04:08] • [+BowenArrow|NOTHERE] lol
[04:08] • [+leon77] there he goes again
[04:08] • [&Ketsurui] cuz it's after "a"
[04:08] • [+leon77] dc'ed
[04:08] • [&Ketsurui] and before "c"
[04:09] • [&Ketsurui] in most cultures
[04:09] • [&Ketsurui] *drama sound*
[04:09] • [KingNublawl] sigh
[04:09] • [KingNublawl] i kind of got out of most of those image boards :/
[04:09] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] [04:09] • [+Ketsurui\\SLEEP] !loli
[04:09] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] [04:09] • * @Storyteller Gives 3 Lolis to Ketsurui\\SLEEP. You Have Received a Total of 263 Lolis.
[04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] I don't go there either
[04:10] • [KingNublawl] !loli
[04:10] • [KingNublawl] wait what
[04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] I have my own supply of lolis
[04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] it's not in this channel
[04:10] • [KingNublawl] i want some >.>
[04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] [04:10] • [+Ketsurui\\SLEEP] !loli Ketsurui
[04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] [04:10] • [@Storyteller] Ketsurui has Received 353 Lolis.
[04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] [04:10] • [+Ketsurui\\SLEEP] !loli Ketsurui\\WORK
[04:10] • [&Ketsurui\\SLEEP] [04:10] • [@Storyteller] Ketsurui\\WORK has Received 247 Lolis.
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Old 07-04-2008, 04:55 PM   #32 (permalink)
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i dont believe in aliens
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Stargate ftw!
lol, braket, you have the most random conversations
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*looks at ketsurui's creations with wonder*
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Too long for me to read it... I fell asleep somewhere in middle of it (joking)
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Lol another masterpeice of ketsu But I wonder why EMP didn't show up. Its the most efective against advanced technology
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Lol another masterpeice of ketsu But I wonder why EMP didn't show up. Its the most efective against advanced technology
That only works against machines
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yea agains electronic machienes. And someone told me that Aliens use advanced electronics in their spaceships
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They're so advanced that they can counter the EMP
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hmm, was already "Independence day style" talked about? I mean the one with Will Smith driving alien spaceship?
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