How to fight Alien invasions in the future.

[Ketsurui]

Okay, now there's an idea everyone will agree (or not) with me :p

[11:29] • : Ketsurui\\SLEEP[Eto@FC8731F5.66666ECF.25A3141.IP] is now known as Ketsurui
[11:30] • [emkuf] yo
[11:30] • [@Ketsurui] ye
[11:30] • [emkuf] how was your sleep?
[11:32] • [@Ketsurui] bad
[11:32] • [@Ketsurui] I woke up late
[11:32] • [emkuf] oh
[11:33] • [emkuf] too much late night porn
[11:35] • [@Ketsurui] no
[11:35] • [emkuf] lies
[11:35] • [@Ketsurui] I just accidentally turned my alarm off
[11:36] • [emkuf] porn sounded better
[11:36] • [@Ketsurui] but porn is to see early in the afternoon when everyon'es watching
[11:38] • [emkuf] yes when all the family gathers around
[11:38] • [@Ketsurui] hu, uh
[11:38] • [@Ketsurui] it's like
[11:39] • [@Ketsurui] dad "let's all watch porn together"
[11:39] • [@Ketsurui] 10 years old daughter "yay, porn"
[11:39] • [@Ketsurui] mom "I was expecting this"
[11:39] • [emkuf] Ok you can watch it but close your ears when you hear bad word
[11:40] • [@Ketsurui] lol
[11:40] • [@Ketsurui] that would be a cool commercial
[11:40] • [@Ketsurui] for...
[11:41] • [@Ketsurui] wheels
[11:41] • [emkuf] Family isn't about time
[11:43] • [@Ketsurui] "teach your kids about sex early, help us raise the human count to destroy the alien invasion (that will eventually attack us)"
[11:43] • [@Ketsurui] then there's the poster like the one they made in the US a shitload of time ago
[11:43] • [@Ketsurui] to hire people for the army
[11:43] • [emkuf] Ok you saw the tape now go practice on your sister
[11:43] • [@Ketsurui] WE NEED YOU!
[11:44] • [@Ketsurui] and the kids
[11:44] • [@Ketsurui] "yay, practice!"
[11:44] • [emkuf] I'll help the cause Ketsu =)

We already got 2 members!

[^goggles]

lololololololololol
i lol'd hard.

[xfcode]

What i should do? should i continue your story or i give my oppinion on how to fight against the allien? :-) don't get angry.

[Ketsurui]

Just comment and give opinions :p

[Asymmetric]

Alright, here is my opinion: USMC. Those hard asses are all you need. Nothing else stands a chance of defeating the aliens, not even porn. Well, I guess we can try making a big HDTV in space and showing it to the aliens. Maybe it will appease them enough to leave us alone.

[Vladimir]

Originally Posted by SubZero

Alright, here is my opinion: USMC. Those hard asses are all you need. Nothing else stands a chance of defeating the aliens, not even porn. Well, I guess we can try making a big HDTV in space and showing it to the aliens. Maybe it will appease them enough to leave us alone.

USMC? What's that? :O

* Vladimir is too lazy to look it up

[Asymmetric]

Its only 4 letters you lazy bastard! Anyways, its the United States Marine Corps.

[Vladimir]

Originally Posted by SubZero

Its only 4 letters you lazy bastard! Anyways, its the United States Marine Corps.

So you're saying their asses are made of steel?

[Asymmetric]

Originally Posted by Vladimir

So you're saying their asses are made of steel?

In a sense. If you try to kick it, you are only condemning yourself to a world of pain.

[Vladimir]

Originally Posted by SubZero

In a sense. If you try to kick it, you are only condemning yourself to a world of pain.

Why kick it if you can melt it and sell it on ebay?