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Ketsurui · 16-03-2008, 10:43 AM

Okay, now there's an idea everyone will agree (or not) with me :p

[11:29] • : Ketsurui\\SLEEP[Eto@FC8731F5.66666ECF.25A3141.IP] is now known as Ketsurui
[11:30] • [emkuf] yo
[11:30] • [@Ketsurui] ye
[11:30] • [emkuf] how was your sleep?
[11:32] • [@Ketsurui] bad
[11:32] • [@Ketsurui] I woke up late
[11:32] • [emkuf] oh
[11:33] • [emkuf] too much late night porn
[11:35] • [@Ketsurui] no
[11:35] • [emkuf] lies
[11:35] • [@Ketsurui] I just accidentally turned my alarm off
[11:36] • [emkuf] porn sounded better
[11:36] • [@Ketsurui] but porn is to see early in the afternoon when everyon'es watching
[11:38] • [emkuf] yes when all the family gathers around
[11:38] • [@Ketsurui] hu, uh
[11:38] • [@Ketsurui] it's like
[11:39] • [@Ketsurui] dad "let's all watch porn together"
[11:39] • [@Ketsurui] 10 years old daughter "yay, porn"
[11:39] • [@Ketsurui] mom "I was expecting this"
[11:39] • [emkuf] Ok you can watch it but close your ears when you hear bad word
[11:40] • [@Ketsurui] lol
[11:40] • [@Ketsurui] that would be a cool commercial
[11:40] • [@Ketsurui] for...
[11:41] • [@Ketsurui] wheels
[11:41] • [emkuf] Family isn't about time
[11:43] • [@Ketsurui] "teach your kids about sex early, help us raise the human count to destroy the alien invasion (that will eventually attack us)"
[11:43] • [@Ketsurui] then there's the poster like the one they made in the US a shitload of time ago
[11:43] • [@Ketsurui] to hire people for the army
[11:43] • [emkuf] Ok you saw the tape now go practice on your sister
[11:43] • [@Ketsurui] WE NEED YOU!
[11:44] • [@Ketsurui] and the kids
[11:44] • [@Ketsurui] "yay, practice!"
[11:44] • [emkuf] I'll help the cause Ketsu =)

We already got 2 members!

^goggles · 16-03-2008, 10:48 AM

lololololololololol
i lol'd hard.

xfcode · 16-03-2008, 10:58 AM

What i should do? should i continue your story or i give my oppinion on how to fight against the allien? :-) don't get angry.

Ketsurui · 16-03-2008, 02:00 PM

Just comment and give opinions :p

SubZero · 16-03-2008, 02:27 PM

Alright, here is my opinion: USMC. Those hard asses are all you need. Nothing else stands a chance of defeating the aliens, not even porn. Well, I guess we can try making a big HDTV in space and showing it to the aliens. Maybe it will appease them enough to leave us alone.

Vladimir · 16-03-2008, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SubZero

Alright, here is my opinion: USMC. Those hard asses are all you need. Nothing else stands a chance of defeating the aliens, not even porn. Well, I guess we can try making a big HDTV in space and showing it to the aliens. Maybe it will appease them enough to leave us alone.

USMC? What's that? :O

* Vladimir is too lazy to look it up

SubZero · 16-03-2008, 04:20 PM

Its only 4 letters you lazy bastard!

Anyways, its the United States Marine Corps.

Vladimir · 16-03-2008, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SubZero

Its only 4 letters you lazy bastard!

Anyways, its the United States Marine Corps.

So you're saying their asses are made of steel?

SubZero · 16-03-2008, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vladimir

So you're saying their asses are made of steel?

In a sense. If you try to kick it, you are only condemning yourself to a world of pain.

Vladimir · 16-03-2008, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SubZero

In a sense. If you try to kick it, you are only condemning yourself to a world of pain.

Why kick it if you can melt it and sell it on ebay?

16-03-2008, 10:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
Ketsurui Super Moderator Knight Protector of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Portugal Posts: 506 Gold: 40,673.47 Secret Stash: 0.00 Total Gold: 40,673.47 Donate Thanks: 1 Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts	How to fight Alien invasions in the future. Okay, now there's an idea everyone will agree (or not) with me :p [11:29] • : Ketsurui\\SLEEP[Eto@FC8731F5.66666ECF.25A3141.IP] is now known as Ketsurui [11:30] • [emkuf] yo [11:30] • [@Ketsurui] ye [11:30] • [emkuf] how was your sleep? [11:32] • [@Ketsurui] bad [11:32] • [@Ketsurui] I woke up late [11:32] • [emkuf] oh [11:33] • [emkuf] too much late night porn [11:35] • [@Ketsurui] no [11:35] • [emkuf] lies [11:35] • [@Ketsurui] I just accidentally turned my alarm off [11:36] • [emkuf] porn sounded better [11:36] • [@Ketsurui] but porn is to see early in the afternoon when everyon'es watching [11:38] • [emkuf] yes when all the family gathers around [11:38] • [@Ketsurui] hu, uh [11:38] • [@Ketsurui] it's like [11:39] • [@Ketsurui] dad "let's all watch porn together" [11:39] • [@Ketsurui] 10 years old daughter "yay, porn" [11:39] • [@Ketsurui] mom "I was expecting this" [11:39] • [emkuf] Ok you can watch it but close your ears when you hear bad word [11:40] • [@Ketsurui] lol [11:40] • [@Ketsurui] that would be a cool commercial [11:40] • [@Ketsurui] for... [11:41] • [@Ketsurui] wheels [11:41] • [emkuf] Family isn't about time [11:43] • [@Ketsurui] "teach your kids about sex early, help us raise the human count to destroy the alien invasion (that will eventually attack us)" [11:43] • [@Ketsurui] then there's the poster like the one they made in the US a shitload of time ago [11:43] • [@Ketsurui] to hire people for the army [11:43] • [emkuf] Ok you saw the tape now go practice on your sister [11:43] • [@Ketsurui] WE NEED YOU! [11:44] • [@Ketsurui] and the kids [11:44] • [@Ketsurui] "yay, practice!" [11:44] • [emkuf] I'll help the cause Ketsu =) We already got 2 members! __________________ Thou shalt be engraved upon thy soul!

16-03-2008, 02:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ketsurui Super Moderator Knight Protector of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Portugal Posts: 506 Gold: 40,673.47 Secret Stash: 0.00 Total Gold: 40,673.47 Donate Thanks: 1 Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts	Just comment and give opinions :p __________________ Thou shalt be engraved upon thy soul!

16-03-2008, 02:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
SubZero Moderator Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: United States Posts: 843 Gold: 23,023.62 Secret Stash: 10,612.08 Total Gold: 33,635.69 Donate Thanks: 7 Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts	Alright, here is my opinion: USMC. Those hard asses are all you need. Nothing else stands a chance of defeating the aliens, not even porn. Well, I guess we can try making a big HDTV in space and showing it to the aliens. Maybe it will appease them enough to leave us alone. __________________ Gigabyte me. "Edit by Vladimir: No advertising allowed" <---- Rich! HA! "Edit by Vladimir: Please don't double post" <---- He's serious...

16-03-2008, 04:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
SubZero Moderator Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: United States Posts: 843 Gold: 23,023.62 Secret Stash: 10,612.08 Total Gold: 33,635.69 Donate Thanks: 7 Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts	Its only 4 letters you lazy bastard! Anyways, its the United States Marine Corps. __________________ Gigabyte me. "Edit by Vladimir: No advertising allowed" <---- Rich! HA! "Edit by Vladimir: Please don't double post" <---- He's serious...

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16-03-2008, 10:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
^goggles Member Worthless Begger of FTP-Anime Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Monterray, Cheese Posts: 1 Gold: 130.44 Secret Stash: 110.41 Total Gold: 240.85 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	lololololololololol i lol'd hard.

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xfcode Member Worthless Begger of FTP-Anime Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 7 Gold: 163.89 Secret Stash: 0.00 Total Gold: 163.89 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What i should do? should i continue your story or i give my oppinion on how to fight against the allien? :-) don't get angry.