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Xyw13 · 15-04-2008, 11:10 AM

New one (hope translated it good):

At 3 am, FUBAR knocks at his flats door. His angry wife opens and asks: "Now U come home? U drunk??"
He just looks at her and says: "WTF?!?! I only came for my guitar!"

SubZero · 15-04-2008, 01:39 PM

Lol, thats a good one. Here is one I mustered up:

3 men are in front of God being questioned in Heaven. There is an Italian, a German and a Bosnian (my area). God asks the Italian how he died, and he said: "well, i bought a new Ferrari and stuck it into a pole because i was drunk". God asks the German how he died and the German says: "well, i bought a new BMW and went off a bridge because the road was slippery." God finally asks the Bosnian how he died, and he answers: "well, i bought a new Golf and died of hunger". Lol...hope its funny.

Xyw13 · 15-04-2008, 01:54 PM

good old jokes...

Nightsky · 15-04-2008, 09:55 PM

nice one!

SubZero · 15-04-2008, 11:19 PM

LOL, thanks. It just goes to show Bosnians should not spend money buying new cars, otherwise they wont have enough for food. ha...the country is quite poor.

Xyw13 · 16-04-2008, 11:38 AM

I am bringing you another one...

Potencial lodger is browsing thorough flat, when he sees a patch on the ceiling. So, he asks the owner: "Why is there a patch on the ceiling?"
Owner: "U know, there was a chemist living here before U..."
PL: "Aaah, I know, so that is some kind of chemicals!"
O: "No that is the chemist..."

I hope, U will like this one more than the previous one...
Enjoy

SubZero · 16-04-2008, 12:36 PM

LOL Thats rich!

Xyw13 · 16-04-2008, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SubZero

LOL Thats rich!

Thank you, I am just a humble joker

Xyw13 · 17-04-2008, 09:43 PM

Can someone put here a joke too, onegai shimasu?

I'd like to learn some foreigncountryjokes

Just to compare...

Xyw13 · 30-04-2008, 07:04 PM

Hey, why is nobody posting in here? I KNOW U know lot of jokes... Just don't be shy and post some in here

15-04-2008, 11:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,228 Gold: 53,758.52 Secret Stash: 642,643.95 Total Gold: 696,402.47 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	New one (hope translated it good): At 3 am, FUBAR knocks at his flats door. His angry wife opens and asks: "Now U come home? U drunk??" He just looks at her and says: "WTF?!?! I only came for my guitar!" __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

15-04-2008, 01:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
SubZero Moderator Lord Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: United States Posts: 969 Gold: 3,136.82 Secret Stash: 51,443.21 Total Gold: 54,580.03 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Lol, thats a good one. Here is one I mustered up: 3 men are in front of God being questioned in Heaven. There is an Italian, a German and a Bosnian (my area). God asks the Italian how he died, and he said: "well, i bought a new Ferrari and stuck it into a pole because i was drunk". God asks the German how he died and the German says: "well, i bought a new BMW and went off a bridge because the road was slippery." God finally asks the Bosnian how he died, and he answers: "well, i bought a new Golf and died of hunger". Lol...hope its funny. __________________ Gigabyte me. "Edit by Vladimir: No advertising allowed" <---- Rich! HA! "Edit by Vladimir: Please don't double post" <---- He's serious...

15-04-2008, 01:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,228 Gold: 53,758.52 Secret Stash: 642,643.95 Total Gold: 696,402.47 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	good old jokes... __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

15-04-2008, 11:19 PM	#15 (permalink)
SubZero Moderator Lord Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: United States Posts: 969 Gold: 3,136.82 Secret Stash: 51,443.21 Total Gold: 54,580.03 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	LOL, thanks. It just goes to show Bosnians should not spend money buying new cars, otherwise they wont have enough for food. ha...the country is quite poor. __________________ Gigabyte me. "Edit by Vladimir: No advertising allowed" <---- Rich! HA! "Edit by Vladimir: Please don't double post" <---- He's serious...

16-04-2008, 11:38 AM	#16 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,228 Gold: 53,758.52 Secret Stash: 642,643.95 Total Gold: 696,402.47 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	I am bringing you another one... Potencial lodger is browsing thorough flat, when he sees a patch on the ceiling. So, he asks the owner: "Why is there a patch on the ceiling?" Owner: "U know, there was a chemist living here before U..." PL: "Aaah, I know, so that is some kind of chemicals!" O: "No that is the chemist..." I hope, U will like this one more than the previous one... Enjoy __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

15-04-2008, 09:55 PM	#14 (permalink)
Nightsky Moderator Knight of FTP-Anime Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Helsinki Finland Posts: 299 Gold: 11,210.04 Secret Stash: 10,000.00 Total Gold: 21,210.04 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	nice one!

16-04-2008, 12:36 PM	#17 (permalink)
SubZero Moderator Lord Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: United States Posts: 969 Gold: 3,136.82 Secret Stash: 51,443.21 Total Gold: 54,580.03 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	LOL Thats rich! __________________ Gigabyte me. "Edit by Vladimir: No advertising allowed" <---- Rich! HA! "Edit by Vladimir: Please don't double post" <---- He's serious...

17-04-2008, 09:43 PM	#19 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,228 Gold: 53,758.52 Secret Stash: 642,643.95 Total Gold: 696,402.47 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Can someone put here a joke too, onegai shimasu? I'd like to learn some foreigncountryjokes Just to compare... __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

30-04-2008, 07:04 PM	#20 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,228 Gold: 53,758.52 Secret Stash: 642,643.95 Total Gold: 696,402.47 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Hey, why is nobody posting in here? I KNOW U know lot of jokes... Just don't be shy and post some in here __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

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