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Xyw13 · 17-05-2008, 07:00 AM

I got another joke fo ya today. U probably know it, for the others.... :

Ad in newspapers: "Selling internet on 4000 DVDs. If U want it without porn it's only 4 DVDs."

Mich · 17-05-2008, 10:43 PM

There was Bellman, a french guy and a german guy who came to a deserted island. But there lived some few flock of people.
They told Bellman and to the the others, "find a fruit or a vegetable that we dont have any knowledge of. If we know the fruit or the vegetable we'll put it up in your ass."
First the german guy went to get a carrot. The people immediately put the carrot up in his ass.
Then Bellman went and got a pear and they also put the pear up in his ass.
At the beginning he said "ahh,oh" cause of the pain, then he started to laugh.
The people started to wonder what was so funny. Then Bellman said: "look at the french guy, he's coming with a water melon".

hahahahahha so funny

if you dont laugh at this one you dont understand the joke

Xyw13 · 17-05-2008, 10:46 PM

LOL, good one... Same in Slovakia

Mich · 17-05-2008, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xyw13

LOL, good one... Same in Slovakia

do you also know Bellman?

Vladimir · 17-05-2008, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mich

There was Bellman, a french guy and a german guy who came to a deserted island. But there lived some few flock of people.
They told Bellman and to the the others, "find a fruit or a vegetable that we dont have any knowledge of. If we know the fruit or the vegetable we'll put it up in your ass."
First the german guy went to get a carrot. The people immediately put the carrot up in his ass.
Then Bellman went and got a pear and they also put the pear up in his ass.
At the beginning he said "ahh,oh" cause of the pain, then he started to laugh.
The people started to wonder what was so funny. Then Bellman said: "look at the french guy, he's coming with a water melon".

hahahahahha so funny

if you dont laugh at this one you dont understand the joke

LMAO!!
Poor French guy

Btw...I still don't get how it can be a deserted island if some people already lived there :/

Mich · 18-05-2008, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vladimir

LMAO!!
Poor French guy

Btw...I still don't get how it can be a deserted island if some people already lived there :/

haha dont ask me

i just translated it

Mich · 19-05-2008, 09:29 PM

Another funny joke

Bellman, a german guy and an american guy decided to swim over the Atlantic. The german guy could only swim 1 mile, then he drowned. The american could only swim 2 miles, then he also drowned. Bellman swum days and nights for several weeks. when he only had 100 meters left to americas coast he said:
- Help! i cant swim anymore! i'll turn and swim back home!

hahaha

wah i have a dry humor

Xyw13 · 19-05-2008, 09:45 PM

Nooooo, it's goood

Mich · 19-05-2008, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xyw13

Nooooo, it's goood

haha i know

Xyw13 · 19-05-2008, 10:39 PM

This one is a bit rough I think

Urologist says to his patient: "U should stop masturbating."
Patient: "Why? Is it doing any harm to me???"
Urologist: No, but I'd like to explore you..."

17-05-2008, 07:00 AM	#21 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,755 Gold: 46,096.05 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,318.20 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	I got another joke fo ya today. U probably know it, for the others.... : Ad in newspapers: "Selling internet on 4000 DVDs. If U want it without porn it's only 4 DVDs." __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

17-05-2008, 10:43 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mich Member Reeve of FTP-Anime Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 228 Gold: 1,739.95 Secret Stash: 42,007.24 Total Gold: 43,747.19 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	There was Bellman, a french guy and a german guy who came to a deserted island. But there lived some few flock of people. They told Bellman and to the the others, "find a fruit or a vegetable that we dont have any knowledge of. If we know the fruit or the vegetable we'll put it up in your ass." First the german guy went to get a carrot. The people immediately put the carrot up in his ass. Then Bellman went and got a pear and they also put the pear up in his ass. At the beginning he said "ahh,oh" cause of the pain, then he started to laugh. The people started to wonder what was so funny. Then Bellman said: "look at the french guy, he's coming with a water melon". hahahahahha so funny if you dont laugh at this one you dont understand the joke __________________ *Vladimir <3*

17-05-2008, 10:46 PM	#23 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,755 Gold: 46,096.05 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,318.20 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	LOL, good one... Same in Slovakia __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

19-05-2008, 09:29 PM	#27 (permalink)
Mich Member Reeve of FTP-Anime Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 228 Gold: 1,739.95 Secret Stash: 42,007.24 Total Gold: 43,747.19 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Another funny joke Bellman, a german guy and an american guy decided to swim over the Atlantic. The german guy could only swim 1 mile, then he drowned. The american could only swim 2 miles, then he also drowned. Bellman swum days and nights for several weeks. when he only had 100 meters left to americas coast he said: - Help! i cant swim anymore! i'll turn and swim back home! hahaha wah i have a dry humor __________________ *Vladimir <3*

19-05-2008, 09:45 PM	#28 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,755 Gold: 46,096.05 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,318.20 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	Nooooo, it's goood __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

19-05-2008, 10:39 PM	#30 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,755 Gold: 46,096.05 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,318.20 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	This one is a bit rough I think Urologist says to his patient: "U should stop masturbating." Patient: "Why? Is it doing any harm to me???" Urologist: No, but I'd like to explore you..." __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

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