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Xyw13 · 25-06-2008, 08:46 PM

Customer: "I got windows installed on my computer"
Hotlline: "OK"
Customer: "My computer is not working"
Hotlline: Yes, you said that already

Kid: "Dad, is it true, that ICQ, IRC and internet chats are degenerating people???"
Dad: "OMG, IMHO LOL"

Question: How many M$ workers do you need for changing the light bulb?
Answer: None. They declare darkness as a standard

brokenhands · 26-06-2008, 10:52 AM

I had a Unix joke, but it's too old for the times.

Xyw13 · 26-06-2008, 12:54 PM

Don't be shy, just post it. Nobody except me and Ghosthell posts here. And GHLL is MIA

brokenhands · 26-06-2008, 01:32 PM

Dang, now I can't remember it.

It was from Leisure Suit Larry.

Larry designed a OS that can only run on 8088 computers with monochrome monitors.
He decided to call it "EUNICHS"

Xyw13 · 26-06-2008, 03:10 PM

Rofl.. ..

brokenhands · 28-06-2008, 03:13 AM

I'll just tell punchlines, if you want to hear the rest let me know.

First punchline:

My daddy's a lollipop salesman, so you're going to have to suck mine off.

Xyw13 · 28-06-2008, 05:52 PM

LOL... more, more, more...

brokenhands · 29-06-2008, 10:14 AM

We got Aggie jokes in Texas.

Here it goes.

Seems they found a skeleton on the campus of Texas A&M. Turns out it was the hide and seek champion of 1954.

Xyw13 · 29-06-2008, 03:54 PM

LOL...
Now mine:
Q: Why U.S. president never plays Hide&Seek?
A: 'Cause nobody will look for him

brokenhands · 01-07-2008, 02:55 AM

Guy goes into a brain shop, sees all the famous brains on sale, notices the different prices.

He asks the shopkeeper, "I see you got all these president brains, why is Bush's brain the most expensive?"

The shopkeeper smiles, and fires back, "That's because it's never been used before."

25-06-2008, 08:46 PM	#51 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,755 Gold: 46,097.05 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,319.20 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	Customer: "I got windows installed on my computer" Hotlline: "OK" Customer: "My computer is not working" Hotlline: Yes, you said that already Kid: "Dad, is it true, that ICQ, IRC and internet chats are degenerating people???" Dad: "OMG, IMHO LOL" Question: How many M$ workers do you need for changing the light bulb? Answer: None. They declare darkness as a standard __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental! Last edited by Xyw13; 25-06-2008 at 08:50 PM.

26-06-2008, 10:52 AM	#52 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,836 Gold: 16,924.48 Secret Stash: 11,261.62 Total Gold: 28,186.10 Donate Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I had a Unix joke, but it's too old for the times. __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

26-06-2008, 12:54 PM	#53 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,755 Gold: 46,097.05 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,319.20 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	Don't be shy, just post it. Nobody except me and Ghosthell posts here. And GHLL is MIA __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

26-06-2008, 01:32 PM	#54 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,836 Gold: 16,924.48 Secret Stash: 11,261.62 Total Gold: 28,186.10 Donate Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Dang, now I can't remember it. It was from Leisure Suit Larry. Larry designed a OS that can only run on 8088 computers with monochrome monitors. He decided to call it "EUNICHS" __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

26-06-2008, 03:10 PM	#55 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,755 Gold: 46,097.05 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,319.20 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	Rofl.. .. __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

28-06-2008, 03:13 AM	#56 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,836 Gold: 16,924.48 Secret Stash: 11,261.62 Total Gold: 28,186.10 Donate Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'll just tell punchlines, if you want to hear the rest let me know. First punchline: My daddy's a lollipop salesman, so you're going to have to suck mine off. __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

28-06-2008, 05:52 PM	#57 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,755 Gold: 46,097.05 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,319.20 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	LOL... more, more, more... __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

29-06-2008, 10:14 AM	#58 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,836 Gold: 16,924.48 Secret Stash: 11,261.62 Total Gold: 28,186.10 Donate Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	We got Aggie jokes in Texas. Here it goes. Seems they found a skeleton on the campus of Texas A&M. Turns out it was the hide and seek champion of 1954. __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

29-06-2008, 03:54 PM	#59 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,755 Gold: 46,097.05 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,319.20 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	LOL... Now mine: Q: Why U.S. president never plays Hide&Seek? A: 'Cause nobody will look for him __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

01-07-2008, 02:55 AM	#60 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,836 Gold: 16,924.48 Secret Stash: 11,261.62 Total Gold: 28,186.10 Donate Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Guy goes into a brain shop, sees all the famous brains on sale, notices the different prices. He asks the shopkeeper, "I see you got all these president brains, why is Bush's brain the most expensive?" The shopkeeper smiles, and fires back, "That's because it's never been used before." __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

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