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Xyw13 · 01-07-2008, 11:51 AM

Nice, but I already knew

So next one:

Q: Do you know how can be a snail killed by electricity?
A: He looks into electric outlet....

Hmm, I think I end Q/A jokes and start some normal ones...

Xyw13 · 01-07-2008, 11:54 AM

Evolution theory:

God made Adam and Eva evolved from monkey...

brokenhands · 01-07-2008, 01:31 PM

I can't think of any jokes but here are a few comments that you should not say at full volume while talking on a cell phone:

- I didn't know she was (fill in the age <18), I swear she looked 18.
- Look man, she was dead when I got there
- If I knew there was going to be that much blood, I would have told her to stay home

That's right, take it all in.

CattSu · 01-07-2008, 01:34 PM

Oh great!, thanks I'm gonna try that in a crowded place

Xyw13 · 01-07-2008, 02:27 PM

LOL... must try it

brokenhands · 02-07-2008, 03:55 AM

More inappropriate comments:

- I don't know man, that fried dog tasted kinda funny last night.
- Good news, the doctor says it's not contagious.
- No bull man, she took in the whole kielbasa.

Wonder if anyone has a top ten list?

Xyw13 · 02-07-2008, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brokenhands

- No bull man, she took in the whole kielbasa.

Hmm, I don't get it(maybe translation problems)...

brokenhands · 02-07-2008, 09:36 AM

Let's just say, you need to watch your pronunciation when asking a woman, "Would you like to try my smoked meat log, honey?"

Xyw13 · 02-07-2008, 09:44 AM

LOL, that is good...

A man, burned on belly is in hospital. Doctor treats him, greases him, and gives him two viagra pills.
"Will that help, doc?" asks the patient.
"No, but the blanket will not stick on that burn mark." says the doc

brokenhands · 02-07-2008, 09:51 AM

This is a minimalist joke. When you think about it, it's funny.

Man walks into a bar, says OUCH!

01-07-2008, 11:51 AM	#61 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,753 Gold: 46,051.06 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,273.21 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	Nice, but I already knew So next one: Q: Do you know how can be a snail killed by electricity? A: He looks into electric outlet.... Hmm, I think I end Q/A jokes and start some normal ones... __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

01-07-2008, 11:54 AM	#62 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,753 Gold: 46,051.06 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,273.21 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	Evolution theory: God made Adam and Eva evolved from monkey... __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

01-07-2008, 01:31 PM	#63 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,836 Gold: 16,894.48 Secret Stash: 11,261.62 Total Gold: 28,156.10 Donate Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I can't think of any jokes but here are a few comments that you should not say at full volume while talking on a cell phone: - I didn't know she was (fill in the age <18), I swear she looked 18. - Look man, she was dead when I got there - If I knew there was going to be that much blood, I would have told her to stay home That's right, take it all in. __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

01-07-2008, 01:34 PM	#64 (permalink)
CattSu The Cat Daddy Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,784 Gold: 1.45 Secret Stash: 789,724.13 Total Gold: 789,725.59 Donate Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Oh great!, thanks I'm gonna try that in a crowded place __________________ I has made all teh Userbar myself

01-07-2008, 02:27 PM	#65 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,753 Gold: 46,051.06 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,273.21 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	LOL... must try it __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

02-07-2008, 03:55 AM	#66 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,836 Gold: 16,894.48 Secret Stash: 11,261.62 Total Gold: 28,156.10 Donate Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	More inappropriate comments: - I don't know man, that fried dog tasted kinda funny last night. - Good news, the doctor says it's not contagious. - No bull man, she took in the whole kielbasa. Wonder if anyone has a top ten list? __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

02-07-2008, 09:36 AM	#68 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,836 Gold: 16,894.48 Secret Stash: 11,261.62 Total Gold: 28,156.10 Donate Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Let's just say, you need to watch your pronunciation when asking a woman, "Would you like to try my smoked meat log, honey?" __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

02-07-2008, 09:44 AM	#69 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Regent of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,753 Gold: 46,051.06 Secret Stash: 1,139,222.15 Total Gold: 1,185,273.21 Donate Thanks: 11 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	LOL, that is good... A man, burned on belly is in hospital. Doctor treats him, greases him, and gives him two viagra pills. "Will that help, doc?" asks the patient. "No, but the blanket will not stick on that burn mark." says the doc __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

02-07-2008, 09:51 AM	#70 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,836 Gold: 16,894.48 Secret Stash: 11,261.62 Total Gold: 28,156.10 Donate Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	This is a minimalist joke. When you think about it, it's funny. Man walks into a bar, says OUCH! __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

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