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Xyw13 · 02-07-2008, 01:35 PM

Mum is asking her son: "How do you like your new father?"
Son answers: "We already have better ones..."

brokenhands · 03-07-2008, 07:32 AM

Three guys visit an enchanted mountaintop.

When they reach the summit they meet the wise man of the mountain.

He greets the trio, and says, "Welcome gentlemen, this mountain grant wishes to whomever leaps from the summit, you need only leap then shout out your wish and it will be granted."

The first man jumps and yells, "BIRD" Instantly he becomes a bird and flies away.

The second man jumps and yells, "JET" the man jets off over the horizon.

The third man runs and trips, while stumbling off the edge he yells, "SHIT"

Xyw13 · 03-07-2008, 07:48 AM

Lady, you should put those panties backwards...
You mean the lace to the front?
No, I mean the shit to the inside....

Xyw13 · 03-07-2008, 01:40 PM

She, and Him travelling in a bus...
She looks at him...
He looks at her...

"Informatician...", thinks she.
"Student", thinks homeless

Genjuu Mugon · 25-07-2008, 09:37 PM

here is some humourous stories from some tech support personnel. Some of them are pretty funny even to me.

brokenhands · 08-08-2008, 11:23 AM

How do you drive an aggie crazy?

How does the aggie drive you crazy?

Vladimir · 12-08-2008, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genjuu Mugon

here is some humourous stories from some tech support personnel. Some of them are pretty funny even to me.

HAHAHAHA! I almost spilled out my tea...!!! HAHA SO funny!

SubZero · 12-08-2008, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vladimir

HAHAHAHA! I almost spilled out my tea...!!! HAHA SO funny!

LOL, agreed. I found this one to be excellent:

Tech Support: "Ok, let's put your operating system disk in the drive."
Customer: "Ok...which way does it go in?"
Tech Support: "The shiny side faces down."
Customer: "Alright...um...which way is down."
Tech Support: (rolling eyes) "Towards the floor."
Customer: "Ahhh...so what way does the other side face?"
Tech Support: "Are you kidding?"
Customer: (outraged) "Hey! I'm not a computer genius, ok? That's why I called you!"
Tech Support: "Ok, that side faces down too."

brokenhands · 14-08-2008, 06:31 AM

Yeah, we get some dim bulbs sometimes. Too many people can't find the "any" key.

Xyw13 · 18-08-2008, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brokenhands

Yeah, we get some dim bulbs sometimes. Too many people can't find the "any" key.

Hmmm, why don't you post some real life stories, then...?

02-07-2008, 01:35 PM	#71 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,235 Gold: 53,860.41 Secret Stash: 655,496.83 Total Gold: 709,357.24 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Mum is asking her son: "How do you like your new father?" Son answers: "We already have better ones..." __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

03-07-2008, 07:32 AM	#72 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,805 Gold: 10,604.73 Secret Stash: 10,612.08 Total Gold: 21,216.81 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Three guys visit an enchanted mountaintop. When they reach the summit they meet the wise man of the mountain. He greets the trio, and says, "Welcome gentlemen, this mountain grant wishes to whomever leaps from the summit, you need only leap then shout out your wish and it will be granted." The first man jumps and yells, "BIRD" Instantly he becomes a bird and flies away. The second man jumps and yells, "JET" the man jets off over the horizon. The third man runs and trips, while stumbling off the edge he yells, "SHIT" __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

03-07-2008, 07:48 AM	#73 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,235 Gold: 53,860.41 Secret Stash: 655,496.83 Total Gold: 709,357.24 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Lady, you should put those panties backwards... You mean the lace to the front? No, I mean the shit to the inside.... __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

03-07-2008, 01:40 PM	#74 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,235 Gold: 53,860.41 Secret Stash: 655,496.83 Total Gold: 709,357.24 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	She, and Him travelling in a bus... She looks at him... He looks at her... "Informatician...", thinks she. "Student", thinks homeless __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

25-07-2008, 09:37 PM	#75 (permalink)
Genjuu Mugon Moderator Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: New Brunswick, Canada Posts: 630 Gold: 2,331.41 Secret Stash: 49,734.97 Total Gold: 52,066.38 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	here is some humourous stories from some tech support personnel. Some of them are pretty funny even to me. __________________

14-08-2008, 06:31 AM	#79 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,805 Gold: 10,604.73 Secret Stash: 10,612.08 Total Gold: 21,216.81 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yeah, we get some dim bulbs sometimes. Too many people can't find the "any" key. __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

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