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Xyw13 · 11-04-2008, 09:36 PM

One man dies and comes to hell. He walks through it with Lucifer and is amazed... There is room, where are people only having sex, so, he asks L: "Why do they sex, here, in hell?" L answers: "They liked sex in their lives and want it in here too. So they have it."
Further, there is another room, where are people having a good time, drinking, eating...
He asks again: "WTF? Why are they having so good food in here?"
L: U know, they were gourmans in their lives, liked good food and drinks, so they want it in here too. So, they have it."
At last, they come to a biiiig chamber with cauldrons with people boiling in hot pitch. Man is shocked and asks: "My god, what is this?"
L just says: "they are Catholics, they wanted it so... So they have it."

(I hope I trnaslated it properly and hope that at least one will laugh on it

Nightsky · 12-04-2008, 08:05 AM

That was a good one

Xyw13 · 12-04-2008, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Nightsky

That was a good one

Thx, I know many jokes, but most of them are sooooo looong (and are language specific... [If U know, what I mean])

GhostHeLL · 12-04-2008, 09:15 AM

Dooood NO COMMENTO

Just Kidding
Awesome Dood

Vladimir · 12-04-2008, 09:25 AM

Hahahahaha, lolol. So cruel

Mich · 14-04-2008, 10:05 AM

wow it was a dry joke

Xyw13 · 14-04-2008, 10:24 AM

What about others?? Pls, some foreign country jokes...

Mich · 14-04-2008, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Xyw13

What about others?? Pls, some foreign country jokes...

hm ill think of one

Xyw13 · 14-04-2008, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mich

hm ill think of one

Yeah, go for it... One Joke for @ll

l Vash l · 14-04-2008, 11:54 AM

I know a lot but most of them are kind of racist and I rather not share them >.>

11-04-2008, 09:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,208 Gold: 50,072.40 Secret Stash: 507,689.30 Total Gold: 557,761.70 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Jokes One man dies and comes to hell. He walks through it with Lucifer and is amazed... There is room, where are people only having sex, so, he asks L: "Why do they sex, here, in hell?" L answers: "They liked sex in their lives and want it in here too. So they have it." Further, there is another room, where are people having a good time, drinking, eating... He asks again: "WTF? Why are they having so good food in here?" L: U know, they were gourmans in their lives, liked good food and drinks, so they want it in here too. So, they have it." At last, they come to a biiiig chamber with cauldrons with people boiling in hot pitch. Man is shocked and asks: "My god, what is this?" L just says: "they are Catholics, they wanted it so... So they have it." (I hope I trnaslated it properly and hope that at least one will laugh on it __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

12-04-2008, 09:25 AM	#5 (permalink)
Vladimir Administrator Rikujou Bak. (General) Grand Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,387 Gold: 14,060.00 Secret Stash: 10,000.00 Total Gold: 24,060.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Hahahahaha, lolol. So cruel __________________ Thanks to SubZero for the sig!

14-04-2008, 10:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mich Member Reeve of FTP-Anime Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 214 Gold: 324.02 Secret Stash: 33,122.42 Total Gold: 33,446.44 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	wow it was a dry joke __________________ *Vladimir <3*

14-04-2008, 10:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
Xyw13 Member Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,208 Gold: 50,072.40 Secret Stash: 507,689.30 Total Gold: 557,761.70 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	What about others?? Pls, some foreign country jokes... __________________ There exist a plot to enslave every man, woman and child (John F Kennedy 1963) Some pains are physical, some pains are mental... But there is one that is both, it's Dental!

14-04-2008, 11:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
l Vash l Member Squire of FTP-Anime Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: N.Y Posts: 151 Gold: 10,278.00 Secret Stash: 10,000.00 Total Gold: 20,278.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I know a lot but most of them are kind of racist and I rather not share them >.> __________________ Vash The Stampede The Humanoid Typhoon

12-04-2008, 08:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
Nightsky Moderator Knight of FTP-Anime Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Helsinki Finland Posts: 295 Gold: 11,018.15 Secret Stash: 10,000.00 Total Gold: 21,018.15 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	That was a good one

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