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joker_mashadi · 30-09-2006, 11:44 PM

hi guys ,
I dont know your taste about funny stuff , but I think the idea was a fun , However the main idea is not mine .

New error messages currently under consideration for the new Windows XP operating system...
1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3 BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
4 Close your eyes and press escape three times.
5 File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
6 Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
7 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
8 Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
9 Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
10 Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

:p

dr.pill · 01-10-2006, 08:51 AM

11 Keyboard not responding, press any key to continue. (you must have heard that one already)

Himeno · 02-10-2006, 04:34 PM

Lol okay>_<

joker_mashadi · 02-10-2006, 10:18 PM

[quote1159826938=Himeno]
Lol okay>_<
[/quote1159826938]
I have to admit the fact I need to work on my sense of humor ^.^

AT least I gave it a try , BTW I know somebody love cats ( check some nice wall link ) .

stupid joker %-6

Vladimir · 03-10-2006, 08:21 PM

[quote1159906805=joker_mashadi]
[quote1159826938=Himeno]
Lol okay>_<
[/quote1159826938]
I have to admit the fact I need to work on my sense of humor ^.^

AT least I gave it a try , BTW I know somebody love cats ( check some nice wall link ) .

[/quote1159906805]

Don't worry, I thought it was pretty funny!

btw, I'm removing your cat, because no one can see it's a cat, because the space before the text is removed.

Himeno · 06-10-2006, 07:09 AM

[quote1160118563=joker_mashadi]
[quote1159826938=Himeno]
Lol okay>_<
[/quote1159826938]
I have to admit the fact I need to work on my sense of humor ^.^

AT least I gave it a try , BTW I know somebody love cats ( check some nice wall link ) .

stupid joker %-6
[/quote1160118563]me loves cats

(in real life like animals)

anika · 04-12-2006, 08:01 PM

it was okay but my sense of humr likes pain

brokenhands · 25-01-2008, 05:53 AM

Almost as funny as sending an email about the email being down.

Nightsky · 13-02-2008, 11:10 PM

Fun and wierd. I liked those

devilmore · 01-04-2008, 09:52 PM

Stuff like that was pretty funny at school. 90% of the guys in my class barely know how to turn on the computer, so it's pretty easy to fool around with them. When we were using computers we send them all kinds of fake errors via net send cause the pop up window looks like the usual error windows (Windows NT...urks)
"Like Error 404 - Impotent User"
Took them weeks to notice we were faking it...
Espacially funny if you watch the guy (sitting behing him or so) and always send an error when he does a certain thing. You can really make them belive that the right mouse button doesn't work and stuff.

Yay...good old days

Also the Windows RG flash thingy has some good errors.
"Word has to be closed (send to prison) for performing an illegal action (killing a paperclip).

30-09-2006, 11:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
joker_mashadi Elite Member Baron of FTP-Anime Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,252 Gold: 50,643.00 Secret Stash: 0.00 Total Gold: 50,643.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts	Windows XP & New Error Messages hi guys , I dont know your taste about funny stuff , but I think the idea was a fun , However the main idea is not mine . New error messages currently under consideration for the new Windows XP operating system... 1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 3 BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. 4 Close your eyes and press escape three times. 5 File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 6 Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. 7 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 8 Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 9 Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)" 10 Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)" :p __________________ -> MADE BY VOLCANO <- "If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece)

01-10-2006, 08:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
dr.pill Elite Member Page of FTP-Anime Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 121 Gold: 310.00 Secret Stash: 0.00 Total Gold: 310.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	11 Keyboard not responding, press any key to continue. (you must have heard that one already) __________________

02-10-2006, 10:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
joker_mashadi Elite Member Baron of FTP-Anime Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,252 Gold: 50,643.00 Secret Stash: 0.00 Total Gold: 50,643.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts	[quote1159826938=Himeno] Lol okay>_< [/quote1159826938] I have to admit the fact I need to work on my sense of humor ^.^ AT least I gave it a try , BTW I know somebody love cats ( check some nice wall link ) . stupid joker %-6 __________________ -> MADE BY VOLCANO <- "If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece)

03-10-2006, 08:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Vladimir Administrator Rikujou Bak. (General) Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,012 Gold: 15,492.76 Secret Stash: 833,370.03 Total Gold: 848,862.79 Donate Thanks: 17 Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts	[quote1159906805=joker_mashadi] [quote1159826938=Himeno] Lol okay>_< [/quote1159826938] I have to admit the fact I need to work on my sense of humor ^.^ AT least I gave it a try , BTW I know somebody love cats ( check some nice wall link ) . [/quote1159906805] Don't worry, I thought it was pretty funny! btw, I'm removing your cat, because no one can see it's a cat, because the space before the text is removed. __________________ Thanks to SubZero for the sig!

04-12-2006, 08:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
anika Member Stablemate of FTP-Anime Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 49 Gold: 571.00 Secret Stash: 0.00 Total Gold: 571.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	it was okay but my sense of humr likes pain __________________ In the valley of darkness a hero was born who would change the face of the earth that hero is spirit, the alter ego of anika who disguises herself as a regular teenager untill she is needed. altough she never asked for her powers she chooses to use them to help the same humanity that keeps trying to have her killed. but to live like that she must always be on her toes [link=hyperlink url][/link] [img][/img]

02-10-2006, 04:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Himeno Elite Member Squire of FTP-Anime Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 167 Gold: 556.00 Secret Stash: 0.00 Total Gold: 556.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Lol okay>_<

06-10-2006, 07:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
Himeno Elite Member Squire of FTP-Anime Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 167 Gold: 556.00 Secret Stash: 0.00 Total Gold: 556.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	[quote1160118563=joker_mashadi] [quote1159826938=Himeno] Lol okay>_< [/quote1159826938] I have to admit the fact I need to work on my sense of humor ^.^ AT least I gave it a try , BTW I know somebody love cats ( check some nice wall link ) . stupid joker %-6 [/quote1160118563]me loves cats (in real life like animals)

25-01-2008, 05:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Lord Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 998 Gold: 1,197.80 Secret Stash: 21,049.42 Total Gold: 22,247.22 Donate Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Almost as funny as sending an email about the email being down. __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

13-02-2008, 11:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
Nightsky Moderator Squire of FTP-Anime Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 165 Gold: 1,093.91 Secret Stash: 1,518.59 Total Gold: 2,612.50 Donate Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Fun and wierd. I liked those

01-04-2008, 09:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
devilmore Elite Member Page of FTP-Anime Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 113 Gold: 5,887.97 Secret Stash: 5,120.66 Total Gold: 11,008.63 Donate Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Stuff like that was pretty funny at school. 90% of the guys in my class barely know how to turn on the computer, so it's pretty easy to fool around with them. When we were using computers we send them all kinds of fake errors via net send cause the pop up window looks like the usual error windows (Windows NT...urks) "Like Error 404 - Impotent User" Took them weeks to notice we were faking it... Espacially funny if you watch the guy (sitting behing him or so) and always send an error when he does a certain thing. You can really make them belive that the right mouse button doesn't work and stuff. Yay...good old days Also the Windows RG flash thingy has some good errors. "Word has to be closed (send to prison) for performing an illegal action (killing a paperclip). __________________

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