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alfare redsambal · 28-10-2009, 06:10 AM

Once in middle school I was one of the smart guys who SEEMED to always get good grades. Then one day, during a test, this flunky classmate who sat behind me kept poking me, asking for answers.

Acting like he didn't even exist, and acting that it wasn't me, I farted so hard the entire class actually turned to stare and giggle at us.

Ever since that day, no ONE ever asks about my answers ever again.

albac · 28-10-2009, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by alfare redsambal

Once in middle school I was one of the smart guys who SEEMED to always get good grades. Then one day, during a test, this flunky classmate who sat behind me kept poking me, asking for answers.

Acting like he didn't even exist, and acting that it wasn't me, I farted so hard the entire class actually turned to stare and giggle at us.

Ever since that day, no ONE ever asks about my answers ever again.

roflmao

when I was a boy my father enlist me in a marathon championship, it's the first time I ever involved myself in this kind of event, and because I was so nervous, for the first 15 seconds I run and fart at the same time, maybe it's about 25 times I farted

TheWolf · 29-10-2009, 03:26 AM

when i was first dating my present wife [my #1 and only!], i was bringing the kids to the drive-thru and i farted. all kids [4 or 5 included my 2 stepboys] were "eewing" and telling me it was gross.

i told them i thot it smell ok because it was my fart. i explained to them the "farter" will ALWAYS at least tolerate or even enjoy their own farts.
after much eeewing and grossing and DENIAL - i said i'd ask the McDonalds guy in the window what he thot.

my kids started screaming "no no don't do that!!!!!" but to no avail. i pulled up, placed our order and the car was filled with a strained, hushed silence ... waiting ....

and then i did it! while i was paying the guy [20 something] i said, "we've got a discussion going and i'd like your opinion on it. isn't it true that if you fart you don't mind the smell too bad or maybe even like the smell of your own farts?"

he paused to think. finally with much conviction, he said, "yeah ... i kinda like my farts and others ppls farts stink!"

"eeew!!! ... gross!!! .... tom!!! that's not riiiight!!!"

what a great night!!! one of my FAVORITE memories!!!

*wolf farts ... sniffs ... and smiles - a very good year for farting!*

jldarkspider · 18-02-2010, 03:06 AM

One time in High School I shouted "Can you smellllllllllll what my b** is Cooking!" and i fart in the middle of class. Even the teacher was laughing.

chachaboru · 18-01-2011, 02:32 PM

i was in the library with my friends doing our group project...
when i stretch to grab my book i suddenly farted, i was holding my fart for a long time so it's really loud and my groupmates suddenly LOLed at me!!

The|A-Pok · 19-01-2011, 09:38 PM

best place I farted was in your sister's bedroom....during hot s*x

wigglypuff · 08-03-2011, 06:38 PM

in our classroom...
during the test....

Explosion · 08-03-2011, 06:51 PM

I love this thread sooo much <3

Probably in the pool or in a bath, as you can see your own farts that way.

hyper_shadow · 09-03-2011, 03:28 PM

On my mates head up the top of a big creek after a long hike

TheWolf · 09-03-2011, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Explosion

Probably in the pool or in a bath, as you can see your own farts that way.

i agree with explosion [is that why you use that name?], seeing the fart balloon out the shorts is best. and for girls in bikinis - the brown stain disipates MUCH quicker in the pool!!!

28-10-2009, 06:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
alfare redsambal Member Serf of FTP-Anime Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Southeast Asia Posts: 13 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Once in middle school I was one of the smart guys who SEEMED to always get good grades. Then one day, during a test, this flunky classmate who sat behind me kept poking me, asking for answers. Acting like he didn't even exist, and acting that it wasn't me, I farted so hard the entire class actually turned to stare and giggle at us. Ever since that day, no ONE ever asks about my answers ever again. __________________ Can't wait till Unicorn comes out!! Currently watching: Guin Saga, Sainkoku Monogatari Currently reading: Psyren, Bakuman, Beelzebub

29-10-2009, 03:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
TheWolf Super Moderator Grand Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: prowling right behind you ... Posts: 2,743 Thanks: 833 Thanked 356 Times in 304 Posts	the McDonalds Fart when i was first dating my present wife [my #1 and only!], i was bringing the kids to the drive-thru and i farted. all kids [4 or 5 included my 2 stepboys] were "eewing" and telling me it was gross. i told them i thot it smell ok because it was my fart. i explained to them the "farter" will ALWAYS at least tolerate or even enjoy their own farts. after much eeewing and grossing and DENIAL - i said i'd ask the McDonalds guy in the window what he thot. my kids started screaming "no no don't do that!!!!!" but to no avail. i pulled up, placed our order and the car was filled with a strained, hushed silence ... waiting .... and then i did it! while i was paying the guy [20 something] i said, "we've got a discussion going and i'd like your opinion on it. isn't it true that if you fart you don't mind the smell too bad or maybe even like the smell of your own farts?" he paused to think. finally with much conviction, he said, "yeah ... i kinda like my farts and others ppls farts stink!" "eeew!!! ... gross!!! .... tom!!! that's not riiiight!!!" what a great night!!! one of my FAVORITE memories!!! wolf farts ... sniffs ... and smiles - a very good year for farting!

19-01-2011, 09:38 PM	#16 (permalink)
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08-03-2011, 06:38 PM	#17 (permalink)
wigglypuff Member Stablemate of FTP-Anime Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: earth Posts: 27 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	in our classroom... during the test.... __________________ ------------- All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa wigsalon.com ------------

09-03-2011, 03:28 PM	#19 (permalink)
hyper_shadow Member Knight of FTP-Anime Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tip'n Posts: 275 Thanks: 31 Thanked 96 Times in 76 Posts	On my mates head up the top of a big creek after a long hike __________________

18-02-2010, 03:06 AM	#14 (permalink)
jldarkspider Elite Member Stablemate of FTP-Anime Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Katy, Tx Posts: 41 Thanks: 15 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	One time in High School I shouted "Can you smellllllllllll what my b** is Cooking!" and i fart in the middle of class. Even the teacher was laughing.

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chachaboru Banned Stablemate of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: house Posts: 42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i was in the library with my friends doing our group project... when i stretch to grab my book i suddenly farted, i was holding my fart for a long time so it's really loud and my groupmates suddenly LOLed at me!!

08-03-2011, 06:51 PM	#18 (permalink)
Explosion Member Page of FTP-Anime Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 127 Thanks: 20 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts	I love this thread sooo much <3 Probably in the pool or in a bath, as you can see your own farts that way.

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