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18-03-2009, 02:18 AM
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   |  Don't have sex with power tools? Power tool sex toy lands woman in hospital | World Breaking News | News.com.au I don't know if this is the smartest thing to do.. You think she got bored with what she already had? *shiver* And to some, I apologize for sticking this in the "funny stuff" section, it was just... sorta.. strange..
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| Reminds me of that episode of Morel Orel, where the mother gets "The Home Wrecker" It's basically a jackhammer with a rubber tip. Ladies, I'm only going to say this once. If you're going to use power tools, apply the proper lubrication. Guys who work with power tools already know this.
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20-05-2009, 09:48 PM
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| haha, man its like the girl who died while masturbating with a broom on top of a refrigerator, fell off, and got impaled.
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21-05-2009, 10:17 PM
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| snopes.com: Broom Death it is apperently an urban legend... i looked it up. kinda upset that its not true... funny none the less.
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22-05-2009, 12:17 AM
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 | If it is funny then try to think up it like it could happen to you. And there goes your butt virginity
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22-05-2009, 04:37 AM
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| meh... i have imagined it... and i had a laugh! gotta make yourself laugh, thats the important thing.
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