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| 40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women Description: 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which your rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. Continue the Tips and Tricks by Buy this Ebook. Only $2.99 Download Link - Download Now!
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| Super Moderator Grand Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Netherlands (in my own little world)
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| Omg lol ![]() Thank god not all men are helpless
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| One mistake men make when having sex with woman: asking permission, it just complicates things.
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| All of this is made up! Not really when i get with a chick I always wake up just before anything good happens (cry) boohoo!!
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| Super Moderator Grand Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Netherlands (in my own little world)
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| I've read the whole article and I'm lolling all over the floor ![]() Seriously I think there's a lot of good stuff in it for newbes, but surely a man with some experience should at least know those... Unfortunatly most of them even don't...
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| only this shit happens in 3D
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| lmao!!!!! spot on with everything and hilarious!!!!!
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| Well I'm a chick so I can tell lol But I really laughed a lot with this But still, there are man really that stupid...
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