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Ketsurui · 06-12-2008, 07:43 PM

Episode 05: Cicada

[The Most Awesome Story Ever Told] (Chapter 03 - Annoying bug that makes sounds when we're trying to sleep on holidays).

FTP-A's Middle School!

Renowned for its uber hot female teachers, lolis, otakus, and average failing rate of 98%.

The morning is filled with the cherry tree's blossoms, although we are in December, they're blowing right about now.

To the left side, there's a desperate male teacher committing suicide by hanging himself over DA TREE OF POWAH! - That is actually the campus' personal "suicide tree", where you gain a special place in Hell and a can of cold water to refresh your ideas on hot days...

Class 5-2 - Homeroom teacher is Hikari-sensei, a genius surgeon that likes to teach her cute students about brain surgery using a ball pencil and a sawed-off shotgun.

Hikari: And thus, we end today's lesson! Now hurry and go home!
Nadia: Uh... sensei...?
Hikari: What is it, Nadia-chan?
Nadia: The subject you were doing surgery on, wasn't he one of the faceless policemen I sent to their death in chapter 01?
Hikari: What are you talking about? You are only 21, there's no way you could send someone to their death...
Rioko: Yeah... you're 21 years old and you're still is the first year of middle school, baaaaaaaaka! Baaaaaaaka!
Hikari: Now, now, Rioko-chan, don't be rude to Nadia, she's just a little dumb, nothing to worry about!
Nadia: [pointing angrily] NO SEX FOR YOU TONIGHT!
Hanyuu: Hau~ Hau~

THE NEXT MORNIN'

Hikari-sensei is called to the principal's office.

Principal: Ah, there you are, please sit, Hikari-sensei.
Hikari: So, what's up?
Principal: We got a complaint from Hanyuu's guardian, Rika-sama. You apparently told her you'd rape her if she didn't fail the winter loli contest.
Hikari: I didn't do such thing!
Principal: I am sure of it... but you see, after contacting with her former Hinamizawa school, I was told she had some special treatment there, she was some kind of shrine god or something.
Hikari: Okay... I will talk to her later then, I have a corpse to go fetch at the school's morgue.
Principal: About that... I spotted Enma around there again, I told her she couldn't send corpses to Hell, but she didn't listen to me...
Hikari: No worries, I'll take care of it too...

After leaving the principal's office, Hikari went to the morgue and killed some otakus on the way with a yellow baseball bat, then upon entering it, she faced her fears.

Enma: Ippen... shinde miru?
Hikari: Shini taku nai!
Enma: Tch, meanie!
Hikari: Now go to class, you don't want Haruhi to get mad at you again, right?
Enma: Wops...

After Enma leaves, Hikari takes a body out of the morgue and carries it to class, but she is stopped just before getting there...

Rika: Ni-pa~
Hikari: Who... who might you be?
Rika: I am Hanyuu's guardian, Furude Rika, and I am here to hit you with this tazer and laugh at you while you're being poked in the face with a cherry tree stick by a two years old!
Hikari: NEVAH!
Rika: Don't be such a baby, you're a teacher, you were created for that purpose, to be bullied by guardians!
Hikari: I won't let you make your move, you infidel, enemy of god, shorty!

Hikari suddenly fetches a straw doll from somewhere below and pulls its pink string.

I WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR REVENGE!

Rika: W-Where am I?
Murrue Ramius: O pitiful shadow bound in darkness, looking down upon people, and causing them pain... A hollow soul drowning in sins...

While she was saying these words, Murrue positioned her Battleship Archangel on firing position and activated its positron blaster cannon Lohengrin.

Murrue Ramius: Want to try dying this once? FIRE!

The blast destroyed half the school, killing hundreds, including Hikari-sensei.

Hikari: Hey! It's not because I lost one arm that you can kill me yet!

For some reason, Hikari-sensei survived for reasons the writer doesn't feel like explaining.

Loli: Hey, I didn't get any screen time!

(Chapter 03 - End)

'mam... I'm just calling to tell you your phone gives a red light when you use it at night...

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Mega-Japan · 06-12-2008, 08:08 PM

Yayz! It seems like we get to move on!

Xyw13 · 06-12-2008, 09:03 PM

ROFL, thanks a lot. HG is goood.

LaCretaLoco · 09-12-2008, 07:16 AM

You guys are really good and I was planning to sticking with you but you've become really slow and Yus-Mai's version has gone ahead by two episodes with the same great quality. I believe speed is just as important as quality.

Naomasa298 · 09-12-2008, 11:41 AM

Unfortunately, due to factors beyond our control (the fires in California, illness and Thanksgiving, would you believe!), we've slowed down more than we wanted to.

However, that's all sorted out now and hopefully, we should catch up very shortly. Watch this space.

Ketsurui · 09-12-2008, 01:30 PM

Don't forget the third world's hunger...

Xyw13 · 09-12-2008, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ketsurui

Don't forget the third world's hunger...

Are you participating in that too? (Like eating as much as you can?

)

Fenris950 · 29-05-2009, 08:27 PM

Can Someone plz seed the Xvid Torrent of Ep. 5 of Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae?
It has stalled at 70.2%. Also if anyone has the Xvid Torrent of Ep. 16, it has also stalled
at 18.5%.
Thanks

mjsh83 · 29-05-2009, 10:59 PM

don't know if i have time to do it
but if you use the IRC those are there

Fenris950 · 30-05-2009, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjsh83

don't know if i have time to do it
but if you use the IRC those are there

Could you tell me how to initiate the downloads from the IRC Channel?

06-12-2008, 07:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ketsurui Member Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Portugal Posts: 717 Thanks: 1 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts	Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae Episode 05: Cicada Episode 05: Cicada [The Most Awesome Story Ever Told] (Chapter 03 - Annoying bug that makes sounds when we're trying to sleep on holidays). FTP-A's Middle School! Renowned for its uber hot female teachers, lolis, otakus, and average failing rate of 98%. The morning is filled with the cherry tree's blossoms, although we are in December, they're blowing right about now. To the left side, there's a desperate male teacher committing suicide by hanging himself over DA TREE OF POWAH! - That is actually the campus' personal "suicide tree", where you gain a special place in Hell and a can of cold water to refresh your ideas on hot days... Class 5-2 - Homeroom teacher is Hikari-sensei, a genius surgeon that likes to teach her cute students about brain surgery using a ball pencil and a sawed-off shotgun. Hikari: And thus, we end today's lesson! Now hurry and go home! Nadia: Uh... sensei...? Hikari: What is it, Nadia-chan? Nadia: The subject you were doing surgery on, wasn't he one of the faceless policemen I sent to their death in chapter 01? Hikari: What are you talking about? You are only 21, there's no way you could send someone to their death... Rioko: Yeah... you're 21 years old and you're still is the first year of middle school, baaaaaaaaka! Baaaaaaaka! Hikari: Now, now, Rioko-chan, don't be rude to Nadia, she's just a little dumb, nothing to worry about! Nadia: [pointing angrily] NO SEX FOR YOU TONIGHT! Hanyuu: Hau~ Hau~ THE NEXT MORNIN' Hikari-sensei is called to the principal's office. Principal: Ah, there you are, please sit, Hikari-sensei. Hikari: So, what's up? Principal: We got a complaint from Hanyuu's guardian, Rika-sama. You apparently told her you'd rape her if she didn't fail the winter loli contest. Hikari: I didn't do such thing! Principal: I am sure of it... but you see, after contacting with her former Hinamizawa school, I was told she had some special treatment there, she was some kind of shrine god or something. Hikari: Okay... I will talk to her later then, I have a corpse to go fetch at the school's morgue. Principal: About that... I spotted Enma around there again, I told her she couldn't send corpses to Hell, but she didn't listen to me... Hikari: No worries, I'll take care of it too... After leaving the principal's office, Hikari went to the morgue and killed some otakus on the way with a yellow baseball bat, then upon entering it, she faced her fears. Enma: Ippen... shinde miru? Hikari: Shini taku nai! Enma: Tch, meanie! Hikari: Now go to class, you don't want Haruhi to get mad at you again, right? Enma: Wops... After Enma leaves, Hikari takes a body out of the morgue and carries it to class, but she is stopped just before getting there... Rika: Ni-pa~ Hikari: Who... who might you be? Rika: I am Hanyuu's guardian, Furude Rika, and I am here to hit you with this tazer and laugh at you while you're being poked in the face with a cherry tree stick by a two years old! Hikari: NEVAH! Rika: Don't be such a baby, you're a teacher, you were created for that purpose, to be bullied by guardians! Hikari: I won't let you make your move, you infidel, enemy of god, shorty! Hikari suddenly fetches a straw doll from somewhere below and pulls its pink string. I WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR REVENGE! Rika: W-Where am I? Murrue Ramius: O pitiful shadow bound in darkness, looking down upon people, and causing them pain... A hollow soul drowning in sins... While she was saying these words, Murrue positioned her Battleship Archangel on firing position and activated its positron blaster cannon Lohengrin. Murrue Ramius: Want to try dying this once? FIRE! The blast destroyed half the school, killing hundreds, including Hikari-sensei. Hikari: Hey! It's not because I lost one arm that you can kill me yet! For some reason, Hikari-sensei survived for reasons the writer doesn't feel like explaining. Loli: Hey, I didn't get any screen time! (Chapter 03 - End) 'mam... I'm just calling to tell you your phone gives a red light when you use it at night... Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae 05 RELEASED Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae 05 [H264](1280x720) Torrent Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae 05 [XviD] Torrent __________________ Thou shalt be engraved upon thy soul!

09-12-2008, 01:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ketsurui Member Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Portugal Posts: 717 Thanks: 1 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts	Don't forget the third world's hunger... __________________ Thou shalt be engraved upon thy soul!

29-05-2009, 08:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fenris950 Member Worthless Begger of FTP-Anime Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Seed Ep. 5 Xvid Torrent Can Someone plz seed the Xvid Torrent of Ep. 5 of Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae? It has stalled at 70.2%. Also if anyone has the Xvid Torrent of Ep. 16, it has also stalled at 18.5%. Thanks Last edited by Fenris950; 29-05-2009 at 08:32 PM.

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06-12-2008, 08:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mega-Japan Member Worthless Begger of FTP-Anime Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 9 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yayz! It seems like we get to move on!

06-12-2008, 09:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Xyw13 Banned King of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 5,361 Thanks: 44 Thanked 40 Times in 39 Posts	ROFL, thanks a lot. HG is goood.

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LaCretaLoco Member Worthless Begger of FTP-Anime Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	You guys are really good and I was planning to sticking with you but you've become really slow and Yus-Mai's version has gone ahead by two episodes with the same great quality. I believe speed is just as important as quality.

09-12-2008, 11:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Naomasa298 Fansub Staff Stablemate of FTP-Anime Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 44 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 5 Posts	Unfortunately, due to factors beyond our control (the fires in California, illness and Thanksgiving, would you believe!), we've slowed down more than we wanted to. However, that's all sorted out now and hopefully, we should catch up very shortly. Watch this space.