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| Member Knight Templar of FTP-Anime | Episode 07: Crossroads [The Most Awesome Story Ever Told] (Chapter 02 - People ramming each other). A hot winter day like there aren't many in FTP-A City... A novice magician tries to cast a spell. “Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows.” “Buried in the flow of time...” “In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness.” “All the fools who stand in our way shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess.” "DRAGON SLA-NYUU~" Magician: Goddamnit! Phailed again! Nadia: HA! You would think the most powerful spell used by the great magician Gourry Gabriev could be mastered so easily? Magician: That's none of your business, and who the hell are you? Nadia: I'm just a random character that showed up in chapter one, I was bored, so I decided to barge in here and have a laugh! Magician: How rude! I'm trying to summon a dragon so we can eat meat for like two days... Nadia: [bitchslaps the magician] FOOL! Dragons ain't no meat! Magician: But... but... Nadia: No buts... walk the path of destruction and get the hell outa here! Magician: O-Okay... The Magician walked away depressed but he didn't get far, the dark skinned, silver haired, red eyed evil loli had been there, and planted a landmine on the path of destruction just for the lulz. BOOOM! Lenne: Wha--- what was that? Mikoto: Don't get distracted, this is the most difficult part... Lenne: Ah... right... oh~ aaaaaah~n~ Mikoto: Does it feel good? Lenne: Y-Yes... more... more... Ayanami: What the hell are you girls doing? Mikoto: Ah, hello you giant freaky military addict woman. I was just giving a massage to Lenne, she said her shoulders were stiff... Ayanami: I see... well, I'm going to [that country over there], it seems the conflict between the Terran and the Zerg is increasing, I was requested to lend a hand by Kerrigan. Lenne: Does that bitch still infests good looking men with tentacles? Ayanami: It seems so, but since she pays me cash, I don't care much about her objective. Mikoto: Have a safe day... oh and... you phailed the magician exam. Ayanami: Did I even take the exam? Mikoto: Exactly my point! Ayanami: Maybe I should just drop out of magical school... Lenne: Will you send an e-mail to your dad giving him your reasons? Ayanami: Nah. it's annoying to call for Fumika just to send him shigo-mail... Lenne: If you want, I can resurrect him, I just need the blood of a thousand virgins, a stick and a paper bag... Ayanami: Virgins are a rare product lately, you have to hunt them at like nine years old, or they will already be used... Mikoto: Well... will you really drop out of magic school? Ayanami: Will you hear me whine for awhile 'till I get better? Mikoto: Nah, I only care about myself and my boyfriend, if you want to whine, go talk to your older sister! Ayanami: You crazy? Onee-sama just wants to kill me, and you know it... plus, I heard an explosion at the beginning of this chapter, and it seemed like one of these landmines she would put in the path of destruction to catch me... good thing I started walking the path of obliteration awhile back... Suddenly, Rioko shows up with a sign on her head saying "end of the chapter". Rioko: Hello everyone, I am the dark skinned bad mouthed lesbian loli that goes to school with Nadia-sama. I am here to announce that no landmines were harmed in the explosion of some random Magician, and that in the end, Ayanami didn't drop out of the magical school, although she can't even cast one single spell, she kept passing grades with all her classmates and dirty delusions involving weapons and sexual organs... Ayanami: I see... (Chapter 02 - End) ![]() SECKS! It can be quite tiring... Mahou Tsukai ni Taisetsu na Koto ~Natsu no Sora~ 07 RELEASED Mahou Tsukai ni Taisetsu na Koto ~Natsu no Sora~ 07 [H264](1280x720) Torrent Mahou Tsukai ni Taisetsu na Koto ~Natsu no Sora~ 07 [H264](1920x1080 Torrent Mahou Tsukai ni Taisetsu na Koto ~Natsu no Sora~ 07 [XviD] Torrent Last edited by Ketsurui; 04-12-2008 at 08:42 PM. |
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