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Mistak · 18-12-2007, 03:41 AM

Yeah cat juggler are the scum of the earth

....But dominating the world ? I like that idea

You would be god then wouldn't you?

And you know, being god surely has to be a good thing.
Yeah that's a real job of one's dreams, because when you are god, you are everything and everything is you.

The only contra coming up with this whole "being god thing" is, that when you are everything you must also be nothing.

...hehe....

rjd22 · 18-12-2007, 08:26 AM

true but you could be denying it right now

Mistak · 18-12-2007, 06:57 PM

Sure a god has to deny that he's nothing. Else he would be nothing, wouldn't he? (non-existent)
Maybe the little red guy with the pitchfork who's not allowed to fly on a cloud like the wingpeople playing harp all day,
maybe he's gods anger about being nothing and denying the fact.

So many people say that there already is a god.
Wouldn't he be your rival, you would have to dispose of first? Anyway the present god sucks, so I'd be grateful if somebody did that.

No offense , if anyone of you should be religious

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Vladimir · 18-12-2007, 07:28 PM

Hmm...I wonder what kitties taste like...

Mistak · 18-12-2007, 07:41 PM

Who knows...like chicken maybe.But i guess it depends on how you prepare the meal.
I mean you can boil it, or roast it, grill it, deep-fry it, or even you could make a fine soup of it.Surely there are many more possibilities.

brokenhands · 19-12-2007, 12:46 AM

God the Cat Juggler...sounds like a bestselling novel. Look out Da Vinci code. Y'all had me rolling. As for what cats taste like, from what I've been told they're actually pretty tasty. I've had a myriad of rodents myself(possum, racoon, etc) And rodents are bony and the meat is lacking in that tasty fat.

rjd22 · 19-12-2007, 12:48 PM

Lol scary thing are happening in Spam land

brokenhands · 25-12-2007, 03:52 AM

The only problem with being a god is people constantly whine to you. How often do you get to hear a god whine? Being a god is like having an eternal tech/customer support job.

Mistak · 25-12-2007, 01:08 PM

Yeah but don't you have your little servants in churches then, who do this annoying job for you?
Sth. like you're the ultra boss of a company having your little workers sitting in the customer support for you and giving away paternosters.
You only get the profit, while they're talking for you.

brokenhands · 26-12-2007, 10:20 AM

Nah, churches work like gov't jobs. They take the gripes and pass them along. Until someone gets tired, frustrated, or busted; and finally decides to do something about it.

18-12-2007, 03:41 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mistak Member Reeve of FTP-Anime Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Germany/NRW Posts: 231 Gold: 10,682.00 Secret Stash: 10,000.00 Total Gold: 20,682.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yeah cat juggler are the scum of the earth ....But dominating the world ? I like that idea You would be god then wouldn't you? And you know, being god surely has to be a good thing. Yeah that's a real job of one's dreams, because when you are god, you are everything and everything is you. The only contra coming up with this whole "being god thing" is, that when you are everything you must also be nothing. ...hehe.... __________________ We have no need for gods... Right..Not in the wired or in the real world..(SELain)

18-12-2007, 08:26 AM	#12 (permalink)
rjd22 Administrator Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: in this forum. (I'm the forum ghost) Posts: 733 Gold: 124,048.59 Secret Stash: 18,113.62 Total Gold: 142,162.20 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	true but you could be denying it right now __________________ Dont mess with the ADMINISTRATOR The truth hurts but never dies - Robert-Jan de Dreu

18-12-2007, 06:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mistak Member Reeve of FTP-Anime Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Germany/NRW Posts: 231 Gold: 10,682.00 Secret Stash: 10,000.00 Total Gold: 20,682.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Sure a god has to deny that he's nothing. Else he would be nothing, wouldn't he? (non-existent) Maybe the little red guy with the pitchfork who's not allowed to fly on a cloud like the wingpeople playing harp all day, maybe he's gods anger about being nothing and denying the fact. So many people say that there already is a god. Wouldn't he be your rival, you would have to dispose of first? Anyway the present god sucks, so I'd be grateful if somebody did that. No offense , if anyone of you should be religious . __________________ We have no need for gods... Right..Not in the wired or in the real world..(SELain)

18-12-2007, 07:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
Vladimir Administrator Rikujou Bak. (General) Grand Duke of FTP-Anime Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,387 Gold: 25,774.00 Secret Stash: 10,000.00 Total Gold: 35,774.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Hmm...I wonder what kitties taste like... __________________ Thanks to SubZero for the sig!

18-12-2007, 07:41 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mistak Member Reeve of FTP-Anime Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Germany/NRW Posts: 231 Gold: 10,682.00 Secret Stash: 10,000.00 Total Gold: 20,682.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Who knows...like chicken maybe.But i guess it depends on how you prepare the meal. I mean you can boil it, or roast it, grill it, deep-fry it, or even you could make a fine soup of it.Surely there are many more possibilities. __________________ We have no need for gods... Right..Not in the wired or in the real world..(SELain)

19-12-2007, 12:46 AM	#16 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,836 Gold: 15,398.48 Secret Stash: 11,261.62 Total Gold: 26,660.10 Donate Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	God the Cat Juggler...sounds like a bestselling novel. Look out Da Vinci code. Y'all had me rolling. As for what cats taste like, from what I've been told they're actually pretty tasty. I've had a myriad of rodents myself(possum, racoon, etc) And rodents are bony and the meat is lacking in that tasty fat. __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

19-12-2007, 12:48 PM	#17 (permalink)
rjd22 Administrator Knight Templar of FTP-Anime Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: in this forum. (I'm the forum ghost) Posts: 733 Gold: 124,048.59 Secret Stash: 18,113.62 Total Gold: 142,162.20 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	Lol scary thing are happening in Spam land __________________ Dont mess with the ADMINISTRATOR The truth hurts but never dies - Robert-Jan de Dreu

25-12-2007, 03:52 AM	#18 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,836 Gold: 15,398.48 Secret Stash: 11,261.62 Total Gold: 26,660.10 Donate Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The only problem with being a god is people constantly whine to you. How often do you get to hear a god whine? Being a god is like having an eternal tech/customer support job. __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

25-12-2007, 01:08 PM	#19 (permalink)
Mistak Member Reeve of FTP-Anime Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Germany/NRW Posts: 231 Gold: 10,682.00 Secret Stash: 10,000.00 Total Gold: 20,682.00 Donate Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yeah but don't you have your little servants in churches then, who do this annoying job for you? Sth. like you're the ultra boss of a company having your little workers sitting in the customer support for you and giving away paternosters. You only get the profit, while they're talking for you. __________________ We have no need for gods... Right..Not in the wired or in the real world..(SELain)

26-12-2007, 10:20 AM	#20 (permalink)
brokenhands Member Margrave of FTP-Anime Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,836 Gold: 15,398.48 Secret Stash: 11,261.62 Total Gold: 26,660.10 Donate Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Nah, churches work like gov't jobs. They take the gripes and pass them along. Until someone gets tired, frustrated, or busted; and finally decides to do something about it. __________________ Sig? No thanks, I'm a non-smoker. Brotherhood of the Double Cross.

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