The corrupt wish

[Genjuu Mugon]

Originally Posted by Vladimir

Granted, but everyone else will have 100000 by then.

I wish I could speak all the languages of the world.

Granted, but none speak them anymore.

I wish I had all the manga I could want.

[Vladimir]

Granted, but all the pages will be glued to each other

I wish I had a new camera.

[Mich]

Originally Posted by Vladimir

Granted, but all the pages will be glued to each other

I wish I had a new camera.

Granted, but you can only use it once and take max 3 pics.

I wish i had driving licence.

[Genjuu Mugon]

Granted but you can't drive sedans.

I wish I could make wonderful art.

[Vladimir]

Granted, but they would all be destroyed after you were finished.

I wish my laptop was faster >.>

[Mich]

Originally Posted by Genjuu Mugon

Granted but you can't drive sedans.

I wish I could make wonderful art.

Granted, but you can only make art with sand.

I wish i had more luck.

[momo]

I wish my laptop was faster >.>

Granted, but only for 2 seconds. Enjoy =P

I wish i had more luck.

Granted, but everyone will be more lucky than.

I wish I can speaks English like natives.

EDIT: Mich you forgot to corrupt Vlad's wish.
I don't mind corrupting both though =P

[Vladimir]

Granted, but you'd sound like a 56 year old perverted man.

I wish I lived in South-Korea right now.

[paradoxjc]

granted but after a day you have to move to north Korea

i wish i had lot of money

[Vladimir]

Granted, but they'd be in a currency which is worth almost nothing.

I wish I had a Blu-Ray player.